PIRATE PENGUIN VS NINJA CHICKEN HC (2025)

"So what is this book about? It's about a Pirate Penguin named Pirate Penguin and a Ninja Chicken who isn't. They are the bestest of friends and also the worstest of enemies all at the same time. Sometimes their stories are really teeny, about stuff like ice cream or origami, and sometimes the story gets really epic-tastic, filled with spaceships and giant monsters and evil koalas and stuff."

"Set phasers for maximum silly: Ray Friesen, the non-stop sugar rush called by BOOKLIST 'a manic blend of mayhem and adventure,' is back for more! When Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken stumble across a mystical lost sword, a rip-roaring aquatic adventure ensues, with appearances by cousin Privateer Puffin, the terrifying Pirate Queen, and two unforgettable 'mermaids.' PLUS: our heroes get trapped in a Swedish furniture store, and a dozen more wacky short stories!"

You're telling me this pirate is a penguin?? That's not all, buddy. This ninja is a chicken. And in their THIRD ridiculous book together, they're even funnier than ever! Your favorite Flightless Fighting Friends, those Bouncy Battle Birds are back! They never left! They've been standing right behind you this whole time! But in a fun way, not a creepy way. Don't turn around. Or do! I'm not the boss of you. Also! As a bonus, using state of the art inflatable-origami-technology, this book can transform into over 8 types of hats, to help you express your entire personality through headgear, the Pirate Penguin Way. Note: any folding or inflating of this book may cause it to get ruined forever, but it's totally fine, don't worry about it.