MONEY SHOT (2019)

"In the near future, space travel is ludicrously expensive and largely ignored. Enter Christine Ocampos, inventor of the Star Shot teleportation device. Her big idea: She'll travel to new worlds, engage-intimately-with local aliens, and film her exploits for a jaded earth populace trying to find something new on the internet. Now, Chris and her merry band of scientist-cum-pornstars explore the universe, each other, and the complexities of sex in MONEY SHOT! A story about scientists having sex with aliens for the glory of mankind-and money."

"The intrepid XXX-plorers are held prisoner by a Warlord on the planet Dry Reef! Can this crew of lovers-not-fighters survive the arena long enough to find their prize-a love guru whose orgasms are powerful enough to split the atom?"

"While half of the XXX-plorers search for the big-balled seer whose orgasm could power their teleporter forever, Chris and Omar must seduce the malevolent warlord of planet Dry Reef in time for the livestream. But are they ready to trade the hottest tag-team in the universe for the fate of a world? Plus, the secret origin of Team Money Shot comes to a close!"

"In the afterglow of an orgasm that devastated an army, the XXX-Plorers must pick up the pieces, pull up their britches, and figure out how to save a dying world. But first: The horror known only as BWEEDT! Ball-swinging science and romance in the Mighty Money Shot tradition!"

"The Warlord Daughir has won. The planet Dry Reef is enslaved. The XXX-plorers are on the run. Can they get past planetary tragedy and personal disasters to muster the bulls it'll take to save a world?"

"The XXX-plorers embark on their second mission to a naughty world (that may have inspired the biblical Hell...or at the very least ripped it off). But whips, chains and spanks have nothing on the torture of STD testing! Meanwhile, a powerful romance rocks an alien empire to its core, with intimate consequences for our scientists-turned-porn-stars! A great jumping on point for new readers -- or a comfortable place to sit and rock for current fans."

"As the XXX-plorers plan for a new mission (to a planet full of hotties torn from the covers of romance novels), forces from the highest levels of both American and interstellar governments plot to stop their expansion into the universe!"

"Enter the Planet Cockaigne (a real name from history that we totally didn't make up)! The XXXplorers arrive in a world of pleasure and leisure where scientists are superstars. The only problem is... they've been forced to bring along moron and POTUS Luke Kirk! How long until he says or does something really terrible?"

"Pursued by pissed off (but very sexy) Space Knights, the XXX-plorers and President Kirk must unite with their own assassins to film a scene...or they'll be trapped on a very bad planet forever! Plus! Who are the rulers of the universe known as 'The Bulbs?'"

"The XXX-plorers must protect the supreme authority of the universe from some really decadent space knights. Are they ready to become heralds of the gods--and is that a sexual position? Emotions flare and chainsaw genitalia roar in this epic conclusion to the second arc!"

NEW ARC! NEW THRILLS! With a founding member on the outs, Chris seeks a replacement, and finds it in Dr. Yazaman Blanco, whose research might literally save the Earth, and whose hotness might melt the ice caps. But, when  a mission to a ruined planet goes south, does she have what it takes to get the money shot?

As the XXX-plorers reel from the loss of one of their members (heh...members), they face a major budget shortfall and a lack of desire to keep the hits coming. Chris deals with the unofficial parody films starring the XXX-XXX-plorers, while Annie has to figure out why all of their remaining power is going to a backwater planet...and rescue dear Doug while she's at it!

While Chris unleashes fierce jealousy on Bree and her new crew of XXX-plorers, Doug and Annie are taken as trophies by alien hunters and brought to their homeworld to witness the horror of....the clay pigeons?

The XXX-plorers need to rescue two of their own from a planet of human hunters. And that means teaming up with the makers of XXX-plorers XXX-parody, XXX-XXX-plorers. Yeah, we know it's a lot of Xs. But, hey, maybe that'll sell some comics!

Since they first stepped into space to do the naked deed, the XXX-plorers have been the invaders. But now, the earth is overrun by a vicious new species that can't be reasoned with or sexxed up! Can the fractured team hold together long enough to un-fuck the planet?!