I HATE FAIRYLAND (2015)

"Superstar SKOTTIE YOUNG (Rocket Raccoon, Wizard of Oz) makes his Image debut with an ALL-NEW SERIES! The Adventure Time/Alice in Wonderland-style epic that smashes it's cute little face against Tank Girl/Deadpool-esque violent madness has arrived. In an adventure that ain't for the little kiddies, (unless you have super cool parents, then whatever), you'll meet Gert-a six year old girl who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for thirty years and will hack and slash her way through anything to find her way back home. Join Gert and her giant battle-axe on a delightfully blood soaked journey to see who will survive the girl who HATES FAIRYLAND!"

"Doe Gert die by the axe of her assassin, Bruud The Brutal? Spoiler. Probably not."

"Queen Cloudia is forced to bend the rules of Fairyland in hopes to rid their world of Gert once and for all. MAJOR PLOT POINT Gert will face her greatest foe yet, another human child named... Happy. Will she survive the power of true joy? Spoiler: This time, I'm not sure. We'll see how it goes."

"Gert finally has a face to face with Queen Cloudia. Will she leave with her face, or will it be blasted off her rotten skull by the Queen?"

"END OF STORY ARC Gertrude finds herself some super dark evil powers just in time to face-off against Happy and battle it out for the Key back to their world. MAJOR PLOT POINT After twenty-seven years the Key has been found and someone will be returning to the real world. Will it be Gert or Happy? This is the ultimate, legendary, epic end to the first story arc of the most important comic that matters more than all the other comics. "

"NEW STORY ARC The hit comedy I HATE FAIRYLAND is back for a second round of adventure. What will become of Fairyland as Gert is crowned the new queen and how will that affect her thirty-year quest to return home? "

"'HOW TO DRAIN YOUR DRAGON' Gert finds a new way out of Fairyland, but it will take more than just her ax. "

"'PUT YOUR QUARTER UP' Gert must rumble her way through a Fairyland fighting tournament to get what she's looking for. "

"'SPLAT IN THE HAT' There's something wrong inside Larry's bowler hat and Gert must go inside to UN-FLUFF things. "

"'FINAL FANTASY,' END OF STORY ARC Decades of Gert's blunders brings Fairyland to its final days. The last of this world's survivors have to find a way to right her many wrongs. So many. Too many. They'll probably die. Just read it. "

"NEW STORY ARC! 'CON GIRL'-Gertrude is back in her hit-comedy/fantasy/all-out bloodbath of a comic, I HATE FAIRYLAND. Gert and Larry take a break from their normal questing and killing for some fun at Fairyland's annual Dungeon Con."

"'LONE GERT AND GRUB' Gert's tired of being a complete piece of sh!# and decides to be a helpful member of the Fairyland society, starting off with rescuing a kidnapped baby and returning it to its loving family. Gert. A baby. Probably some poop. Buy this. "

"'LARRY'S LIFE' Find out what Larry's life could have been like if he had never met Gert."

"'LOVE'S LABYRINTH' Gert meets a mysterious (aka super creepy) man who offers her the redemption she's looking for if she can solve his treacherous maze. You don't want to know what will happen if she fails! Wait scratch that. You do want to know. Buy the book to find out. "

"'I LOVE FAIRYLAND,' CONCLUSION The third installment of Gert's adventures comes to a dramatic and possibly...happy end? Follow along as she enjoys her new-found goodness and finally finds what she's been seeking for over 30 years. "

"'HELL OF A TRIP' The fourth arc of I HATE FAIRYLAND challenges Gert like never before. Our disaffected heroine finds out her usual bag of tricks may not be enough to deal with what Hell has in store (i.e. eternal damnation, etc...) as her chance of ever making it home creeps closer to zero!"

"'THERE'S MAGIC IN THAT THERE CALDRON!' Things in Fairyland certainly are a-brewin' with Gert out of the picture. Duncan Dragon joins the workforce, and Horribella means to collect what's hers as we FINALLY get that in-depth look into Fairyland's service industry and logistics!"

"Find Duncan Dragon on a mission as he barges in on Larry, who is drinking heavily/finally settled down to pen his memoirs (apparently, someone asked...). Meanwhile, Horribella turns out to have resurrected a sinister bag of bones, They Who Shall Not Be Named, which is aggressively gathering power and has eyes on the entirety of Fairyland."

"And now, another unequivocal issue of...GERT IN SPACE! When we last left our struggling starlet, Gertrude was stuck in an infinite fantasy hell-loop of her own making. Meanwhile, Fairyland favorites Larry and Duncan Dragon possess a desperate dream and await a demonic deliverable in their last-ditch effort to clear the skies of an imposing and oppressive darkness. Gertrude may not want to be the heroine Fairyland wants, but for at least one last time, she's apparently stuck being the heroine they are obliged to deserve!"

"The fourth arc of Gert's fantasy feats ends as Dark Cloudia's reign of terror begins-and with it, an air of impermanence and uncertainty looms over Fairyland. "

Once you've mad-scienced your way to a Frank-like monstrosity, there's just one thing left to do... No, not make it a bride, that's gross. You gotta find it a friend! Skottie Young, Derek Laufman, and the IHF crew continue their gothic horror experiment in THE BFF OF GERTRUDENSTEIN!

We've certainly had our fair share of gross-out moments here in Fairyland, but this issue might take the puke-inducing cake. After a new monster-making experiment goes awry, Gert and Larry find themselves merged together into a fly-hybrid creature... *shudder* Join Skottie, Derek, and co. as they try to de-yuckify "The Gertlefly"!

It’s the eve of the big 5-0 milestone issue... what kind of messed-up mischief will Gert and Larry get into before they become quinquagenarians (aka The Olds)??? Join SKOTTIE YOUNG, DEREK LAUFMAN, and the whole gang for a penultimate party the likes of which Fairyland has never seen!

It's an issue ten years in the making... That's right, muffin fluffers: I HATE FAIRYLAND is hitting the monumental milestone Issue #50! Join Skottie Young, Derek Laufman, the IHF team and a roster of the best cover artists in the industry for a celebration of all things Gert, and a tantalizing tease at the NEXT ten years of our cutesy green-haired psycho's adventures in Fairyland…