DEADPOOL (2018)

"MERCIN' FOR A LIVING! Skottie Young and Nic Klein bring you the craziest tales of the Regeneratin' Degenerate yet! It's been a while since Deadpool's had to merc to make ends meet, but things are tough all over. While Deadpool tries to get his humble mercenary-for-hire business back off the ground, a catastrophic threat so unfathomably huge, so mind-breakingly cataclysmic it defies description, is heading toward Earth, and there's only ONE PERSON WHO CAN STOP IT!!! Oh no, wait it's not Wade, is it? Oh, %$@#. It's Wade. Parental Advisory "

"COSMIC CALAMITY! • A strange and powerful being from outer space is coming to destroy Earth - but WHY? • WHO CARES?! Deadpool is totally going to merc it dead! Take that, space nerd! • Ummm, that's the right thing to do, right? And Wade can do it? Right? And there totally won't be any repercussions, right? RIGHT? I, uh I've got a lot riding on this Parental Advisory "

"THE BATTLE FOR PLANET EARTH! • That escalated quickly. • Deadpool's got a plan, and those usually work out flawlessly, so everyone, don't worry! Earth is TOTALLY GOING TO BE FINE. • But, uh, just in case, anyone have an extra spaceship or a teleporter or some interstellar conveyance? I'm sure Deadpool's got it in hand, just, you know, better safe than sorry Parental Advisory "

"DEADPOOL IS IN FOR A WORLD OF WEIRD! • A merc job leads Deadpool to one of the strangest corners of the Marvel U WEIRDWORLD! • Not only that, he's fallen into a TIME STORM! Oh no, not a Time Storm!!! Anything but a Time Storm!!! Wait what's a Time Storm? • Monsters! Sorceresses! Man-Things! Romance! Time Storms! THIS ISSUE HAS IT ALL! Parental Advisory "

"• Ah, Halloween! Trick-or-treating, spooky ghost stories, zombies coming to life and terrorizing your local mall, elaborate jack-o-lanterns • Wait a minute one of those things doesn't sound good! It doesn't sound good at all! • Well, I guess DEADPOOL will have to handle it - if he can survive a walkathon turned zombie-thon! • All this, and the return of a classic MARVEL VILLAIN that will send chills up your spine! Parental Advisory "

"TEARS OF A CLOWN! • The Merc with the Mouth is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. • Despite plenty of naturally occurring double entendres, crazy violence and adult situations, Deadpool just cannot get his mojo back. • Is Deadpool just having a bad day or is it something more? Parental Advisory "

"GET NAUGHTY! • Deadpool gets his most difficult mission yet TAKE OUT SANTA CLAUS! • Jolly old St. Nick ain't so jolly no more. He's downright DEADLY! • The best Christmas story since Die Hard! YOU HEARD US!!! Parental Advisory "

"ARE YOU NOT AMUSED-MENT PARK? • Deadpool finds himself in the middle of a twisted rivalry between two competing amusement parks! • But it's not all fun and games when one pernicious porker procures a plethora of dang it, I can't think of a synonym for 'big honkin' weapons' that starts with 'P.' • It's a carnival of carnage! Buy the ticket, take the ride! Parental Advisory "

"THE HEART IS A LONELY MERCENARY • Someone has stolen Deadpool's heart LITERALLY. • The Merc with the Mouth hires the Snoop with a Private Eye, Jessica Jones! • You'll never guess where this twisted trail leads!!! Parental Advisory "

"DEADPOOL: BONELESS AND EXTRA CRISPY! • Good Night has removed Deadpool's bones! • What has Good Night been doing since Deadpool killed his parents? • I know the answer. It's it's kinda messed up, you guys. Parental Advisory "

"GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK! • The brutal, bloody final battle between Deadpool and Good Night! • Even if Deadpool survives, will this blood ever come off his hands? • I dunno, y'all. I want to write a joke or something here, but this mess is INTENSE! Parental Advisory "

"WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! DEADPOOL GOES DOWN UNDER! • As the War of the Realms rages, Deadpool is sent to Australia to take care of a pesky troll problem! • No, not those obnoxious internet nerds. REAL TROLLS! • How many didgeridoo jokes can one comic book make? Let's find out together! Parental Advisory"

"WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! BEYOND THUNDERPOOL! • The war against the trolls grows larger! The likelihood of Deadpool not causing an international incident grows smaller! • Prepare for carnage as only a nation begun as a penal colony can deliver! Parental Advisory"

"PAY THE DEVIL HIS DUE! Mephisto and Weasel have come for Deadpool! Will Good Night finally get his vengeance? Can Deadpool survive? And what will be left of him?"