Crisis On Infinite Cerebi #1

CRISIS ON INFINITE CEREBI

"Dead Cerebus balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade; Shock Surprise Ending!; Dead Cerebus Writes His Memoirs; Dead Cerebus Out-Trumps Trump; Betty the Aardvark-Molesting-Nursing-Assistant Bird; Pretzel-Pecker Salt; The Legion of Cerebus-Balloon-Handlers; Ben-Cooper-Cerebus-Halloween-Costume Cerebus; GAG ME WAYTMI Un-beddable Vark; Unbeddable Vark's Big, Big Rubber; Legion of Cerebus Balloon-Handlers' Massacre; Myths and Legends 101; Snake or Duck a l'Orange for dinner; politically-correct pronouns for Cerberus' three heads; Aristotle's Nichomachean Ethics; Fidel Castro in Hell?; Preliminary Infernal Roadways Disaster Report; Appealing to God; Why you should never call the Whore of Babylon a whore; Donald Trump gets a bikini wax."