The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025)

Disco Hippo Wonderland is the number one amusement park in Flamingo City. But few realize its corpulent owner, Jans M’jor Discau, is about to release the most potent drug ever created: Coke45! Fortunately for humanity, Agent Clarke Nebraska is on the case! She’ll bring down Discau come heck or high water! That was the plan, until her undercover agent, Tico Senecoza, was captured! And before she can rescue him, Miquel—Tico’s sexy loose cannon of an older brother beats her to the punch, storming into the park with bullets flying. Discau panics, dumping the Coke45 into the hippo enclosure and letting them loose on the park, before fleeing into Wonderland’s tunnel network! Nebraska’s plans are totally off the rails, and things get worse when a marijuana smoke fueled hurricane drowns the park in torrential rain! Now it's up to Nebraska and Miquel to create an uncomfortable truce to bring Discau down before he escapes!

The hippos are LOOSE! Yes, an entire amusement park filled with ravenous hippopotami chomping on families and destroying property values! It’s a good thing Miquel Senecoza and Clarke Nebraska are on the case. Although it’s a shame that Nebraska has Miquel tied to a chair while she beats him with a phone book and reveals her tragic backstory that left her hungry…for justice! So adjust your karate belts, and get ready for more daring do…Florida style!

Just when you think things can’t get any worse…they do! Not only did that nefarious drug lord, M’jor Disco, unleash coked-up hippos on the masses, but now his assassin nurses and merciless mercenary Clause Dubois are roving the amusement park as well…AND the park is flooding as a giant marijuana-fueled hurricane dumps oodles and zoodles of water all over the place. How will our sexy, well-coifed heroes ever survive!? Maybe if you buy this issue, you’ll find out!

Well, it took a while, but we’re finally at the pleasant-smelling final issue! Nebraska and Miquel have tracked down that stinky M’jor Disco, but thanks to the incredible writing, things take a wild turn that leaves everyone shocked. EVERYONE! Bikini boat fights! Mysterious cloaked figures! Helicopters! Corndogs! This baby has it all! Don’t miss the smut-laden conclusion of…The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre!