SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL TP (2025)

Cerebus is back! Everyone wants to know "What happened to Cerebus after he died in issue #300?" Well, here's the answer. Sort of. Introducing a brand-new cast of characters including Virgil and Dante! Sex and The City Fandom! Frank Sinatra! Freddie Mercury! King Minos! Snakes! Suicides! The Manticore Who Thinks He Looks Exactly Like Charles Darwin! The Muskrat That Does Woody Allen Impressions! And fan-favorite "Jingles" the dog!

Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark) continue! Including the Two-part "Secret Origin of Batvark!" The first appearance of Fredric Nietzsche and fan-favurite Jingles, the world's greatest collector of CGC-graded Dog Comics! Avengers movies remade with an all-Kardashian sister cast! Life With Archie Civil War! "Whatever Happened to Tex Thompson, Pep Morgan, Chuck Dawson and Scoop Scanlon?" Super-Cerebus Revenge Squad! Plato vs. Aristotle! Obama voters! Super-Suberec, the Anti-Super-Cerebus and Cerebus go to Starbucks! Wildcat: Total Golden-Age Dick the memoir! Chester Brown and the Whore of Babylon! The Legion of Miniaturized Super-Cerebus Robots! And lots more! Collects Batvark #1, Aardvark Comics #1, Strange Cerebus #1, and The Death of Cerebus in Hell? #1.

Collecting: - CEREBUS THE VARK KNIGHT RETURNS #1 December 2017 - WATCHVARK #1 January 2018 - THE AMAZING CEREBUS #1 February 2018 - WORLD'S FINITE CEREBUS #1 March 2018    Further collecting CEREBUS' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Batvark's Wedding Vows! Batvark tweets Johnny Depp! Cerebus goes to see Suicide Squad! Siamese Twin Girl-Boy and The Aardvarkian League of Justice! Aardvark-Vanaheim Civil War: Cerebus vs. The Renegade Super-Poets! Todd McFarlane's Grey Hulk! Super-Cerebus and Batvark Team-Up! Photoshop Village People tribute bands (C! M! Y! K!)! True History of The Graphic Novel session 16! "Cerebus' Guide to Chicks"! Getting High in Hell! Jack Kirby's Demon vs Matt Wagner's Demon! Cerebus vs. The Amazing Hulk and Superman and Pigeon-Man! Cerebus: Hard-Boiled Detective In Hell! Groot or Suicide?! Super-Cerebus, Batvark and...Vark-Mite? Cerebus' Self-Help Book! Maxwell and Mortimer's Covers Band! "The Cerebus Foundation" and lots more!   Note: There will be a new SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL? volume every month (God willing) which will not be reprinted until the following year, so make sure to order accordingly and enough to last you the year!!

Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark) continue! Featuring Jingles' 10 CGC-graded copies of Love & Rockets No. 21; If only Cerebus had married Maggie and Hopey; Cerebus develops "Cerebus Go"; God vs. Tarim; "Aardvark Amuck"; Infernal Realms Police Training; John Lennon in Hell?; Dante starts a dating site; Cerebus is an S.G.A. seeking a P.O.P.; Dante seeks Less Talkative Beatrice; The Batvark Codpiece goes Viral; No boy sidekicks for Batvark; Giant Fire-Breathing Nintendo Dragon Parallel Universe Video-Game Robot Reboot apps; and more! Collects Love and Aardvarks #1, The Undateable Cerebus #1, The Un-Bendable Cerebus #1, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Cerebi #1.

Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Including: "Cash On Delivery Penis in Every Canadian Expresspost"; Cerebus appoints the Whore of Babylon Governor of the Bank of Canada; The computers are eating our pens; "Bohemian Rhapsody" "on-hold" music; What it means when a Muslim calls you a "whore"; The 31 Gender Pronouns; Dead Cerebus balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade; Betty the Aardvark-Molesting-Nursing-Assistant Bird; The Legion of Cerebus-Balloon-Handlers; and much more. Collects Nick Calm, Agent Of Codpiece #1 (August 2018); Crisis on Infinite Cerebi #1 (September 2018); The League of Extraordinary Cerebi #1 (October 2018); and Cerberus In Hell? #1 (November 2018).

Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Cerebus' Canadian Inaugural Address, 2020! Cerebus beheads everyone at a campaign stop! Voluntary carbon tax paid only by environmentalists! The three answers that answer ANY question in a Liberal or NDP riding! Cerebus, Political Jargon Monster! First Overstreet Price Guide "Take Note" Note! First All-Jingles, comics' only CGC-graded dog comics collector, issue! Find out what Jingles has to say about: Underdog No.1 (May, 2017); Jughead's Pal Hot Dog (1990); Krypto The Super-Dog (2006); The original Hot Dog (1954)! Collects Canadian Vark #1, Giant Size Jingles #1, Sim City #1, and Teenage Money Nabbing Cerebi #1.

Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Super-Cerebus eats a batch of Red Xenonite brownies which, in this case, causes his Amphetamine Vision to run wild, killing the infernal dead with heart attacks! Super-Cerebus switches into his civilian identity as Kent Olsen, FOX NEWS Gehenna news anchor! Get ready for Cerebus Woman, the tyrannical queen of Real Amazon.com Island and her legion of Mason-Dixon Greek Man O'Horsies! First appearance of her invisible robot bulldozer! Meet the Infernal Realms' most inclusive super group! Watch, as the strangest heroes of all go head-to-head with Cerebus! Collects Giant Super-Cerebus Annual #1, Cerebus Woman #1, LGBTQ People #1, and Fornicators Inc. #1.

"The Legend of The IRON MANTICORE starts here! SEE! The development of his rocking theme song that would transform Western society (and many parts of China and San Francisco)! TIME magazine declares it 'THE IRON MANTICORE AGE' (do they still publish TIME magazine?)! The IRON MANTICORE performs at the halftime show at the Superbowl! The UN-BEDDABLE VARK releases his rocking theme song, as do Kanye West and Taylor Swift! All crash and burn! The IRON MANTICORE uses an unprintable homophobic slur! SEE! The IRON MANTICORE drunk as a skunk! SEE! The IRON MANTICORE get as far as page one of his book on FRACTALS! (PHILIP K. DICK mention!) SEE! THE IRON MANTICORE put a dozen pop-tarts in his toaster oven and then forget them! AARDVARK-VANAHEIM GUARANTEES YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE SHOCK SURPRISE ENDING! Including the 15th Anniversary tribute to indy comics legends, POSSUM AT LARGE and FLYBOY and the first Aardvark-Vanaheim Adult Colouring Book! Featuring HOW TO COLOUR! Legal threat from Mark Zuckerburg! How to keep your vagina 'kissing fresh'! INFERNAL REALMS EISNER AWARDS! Cerebus declares himself a BLOCKCHAIN CRYPTO-CURRENCY and writes a new book, The HandM.A.I.D.'s Tale! Pushing The Whore of Babylon's Inner Gwyneth Paltrow button! Batvark decides to remake STAR WARS as a 'Post-Modern Deconstructionist Production'! Dante as Producer! Talking Cerebus into starring as 'Luke'! Satan as Princess Leia! Making light sabres out of fluorescent bulbs filled with gasoline! WHO will be 'Han Solo'? Jingles? Cerebus? Batvark? Francis as Obi-Wan? BEATRICE AS THE PRINCESS LEIA HOLOGRAM ('Help me, Dan-te Alighieri, you're my only hope.') Don't miss the Earth-One Ending! Don't miss the Earth-Two Ending! (Note: There will be a new SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL? volume every month (God willing) which will not be reprinted until the following year, so make sure to order accordingly and enough to last you the year!!)"

"Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! The Legend of the Vark Thing starts here! Learn how enviro-genius Alex Netherlands transforms himself into a walking compost heap to impress this really hot chick! Composting worms and how they 'dig' 1980s disco! Giant-Size Vark Thing in need of some Vark Viagra! Worm rotation! 'The Secret Origin of The Silver Cerebus!' Meet Lone S. Kum, CEO of Telsa Motors and #1 Elon Musk fanboy (who can't wait to crush Musk 'like the outmoded neo-Luddite insect he has become' and dominate the Interplanetary Submersible Balance-Board Buoyancy Space!) and who uses his 'special' touch to get himself elected Supreme Commander of the Electrical Grid Fairies! A plague of Cerebi (many Cerebuses) settling the issue of the proper temperature at which to serve chai tea (hot? cold?) with poison gas ... well, how do you think that's going to work? It destroys their minds and they become The Varking Dead! Meanwhile, Virgil finally gets an answer from the Arby's franchising office and the infernal realms' first Arby's franchise is a GO! (Note: There will be a new SWORDS OF CEREBUS IN HELL? volume every month (God willing) which will not be reprinted until the following year, so make sure to order accordingly and enough to last you the year!!)"

"Further collecting Cerebus' adventures in Hell? (with a question mark)! Read the First Team Up of Green Dante and Green Virgil while Green Virgil's ward, Cerebus, rocks a major Twitter Jones, hooked by the 'Free Legal Advice' Twitter feed! See the denizens of the Infernal Realms get 'Disney-fied'! and discover which beloved Cerebus In Hell? character has fallen to the Dark Side and become Darth [REDACTED]! First appearance of Super-Cerebus's super-attractive cousin, Super-Cerebus Girl (Eat your heart out Curt Swan)! First appearance of The Amicable Spider-Vark and Spider-Whore! Count all the Steve Ditko riffs! "

"by Dave Sim & Gerhard The most popular Cerebus storyline since 'Jaka's Story' is reprinted in its entirety. 'Alcohol is free-and there's no last call.' Prince Mick, Mrs. Thatcher, Harrison Starkey and Richard George, Alec, Marty, Bear...they're all here, so pull up a barstool and get ready to laugh! Collecting Cerebus #201-219. Also available in a second printing, which is unsigned. SC, 400pg, b&w"