SUPERIOR AOC (2019)

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the most celebrated and obsessed-over freshman congresswoman in history, contains so many multitudes that she cannot be limited to just one comic book! Spinning off from blockbuster The Donald Who Laughs, this new adjective-packed title chronicles the superior adventures of America's favorite bartender-turned-congresswoman-turned-super-heroine, starting with the shocking reveal of how she got her bug-based superpowers. The media calls her the Green Widow, and the Internet calls her Sex Spider (she's not a fan of that one), but we simply call her The Superior AOC! "

"The Superior AOC has a sidekick! But who is this mystery girl called The Zoomer? Find out in this superior second issue, in which everyone's favorite congresswoman super-heroine finds herself uncharacteristically bewildered by the events of the first issue, but she persists! After seeking wisdom from Sage Senator Sanders, she uncovers a plot so menacing, so insane, that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez finds herself once again scrambling across the rooftops of Washington, DC in a desperate quest to thwart the GOP. But this time around, she's got a little backup!"

"Superheroine congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her kid sidekick Greta Thunberg (aka The Zoomer) find themselves in shock after the events of the previous issue. Supervillains Mitch McConnell (The Tortoise) and Ted Cruz (Honey Badger) may have won the day, no thanks to witchy woman Nancy Pelosi, and they're about to have Greta deported! But all hope is not lost, as AOC finds new strength from Sage Bernie Sanders. Will everybody's favorite spider-themed hero (no debate about that!) defeat the GOP, or is this the end of The Superior AOC? "