STAR WARS CLASSIFIED (2016)

"An all-new, TOP-SECRET ongoing Star Wars series begins this December Rated T "

"An all-new, TOP-SECRET ongoing Star Wars series begins this December Rated T "

"• Aphra's hunt for the Ordu Aspectu has led to the last place she wants to be • an Imperial encampment! • The good doctor, her deadly droids and her Wookiee companion are in for trouble... Rated T "

"• Aphra's father has led her straight into danger - of course. • Her business on Yavin 4 concluded, Aphra journeys off • in search of one of the most powerful weapons imaginable! Rated T "

"• Has Aphra actually found a lost ancient Jedi site? • And if so, can she make it out with her life? • And if so, will she be able to get a good price for it? Rated T "

"• Aphra Jr. and Sr. have stumbled upon an ancient Jedi citadel • but it appears that some form of life has survived • and they are NOT happy to be disturbed. Rated T "

"'THE SCREAMING CITADEL' - PART 3 • The Queen's parasites are spreading. • Things don't look good for Han. Rated T "

"'THE SCREAMING CITADEL' - PART 5 • Jedi! Symbiotes! Rebels! Murderbots! Smugglers! Archaeologists! This one has it all! • But can any survive the horrors of the Screaming Citadel? Rated T "

"• Aphra's back with a brand-new plan that's guaranteed to pay! • There's just one teensy problem • It involves surrounding herself by some of the galaxy's biggest baddies. • And they don't like Aphra's tricks! Rated T "

"• Aphra's back with a brand-new plan that's guaranteed to pay! • There's just one teensy problem • It involves surrounding herself by some of the galaxy's biggest baddies. • And they don't like Aphra's tricks! Rated T "

"• Aphra's mission to make quick credits by auctioning off an ancient Jedi artifact is going to plan • That is, until it isn't. • Meanwhile, a dark figure from Aphra's past decides to make an appearance Rated T "

"VADER IS BACK!"

"• Doctor Aphra's had a plan to auction off an artificial Jedi intelligence in order to make some major credits. • Unfortunately, things haven't exactly gone according to plan • Darth Vader is back, and our rogue archaeologist is less dead than he thought he had left her. Rated T "

"• Doctor Aphra's antics are causing mayhem once again • But is she really the one calling the shots? Rated T "

"• Rogue archaeologist Doctor Aphra may be in over her head • but at least she's not alone! • Er let's hope they're friendly! Rated T "

"• Tensions are high in this galaxy far, far away for Doctor Aphra. • She's got a new master holding her reins and he's a Triple-threat. • Also - Magna Tolvan. Friend or foe?! Rated T "

"• Aphra and her new crew are launching a brand-new mission • infiltrating a secret Rebellion training center. • Little do they know they might be in over their heads. • Bonus: A new Rebellion leader? Who's THAT?! Rated T "

"'REMASTERED' CONTINUES! Doctor Aphra is being blackmailed by Triple-Zero to run missions for his underground crime syndicate - but that doesn't mean she can't cause trouble and have fun along the way! Sometimes that fun means infiltrating Rebellion training grounds and sometimes that trouble means crossing paths with famed rebel Hera Syndulla herself! Rated T "

"'REMASTERED' CONTINUES! • Evil droid mastermind Triple-Zero has been blackmailing Doctor Aphra into stealing his old memories • which also has included sneaking onto Rebel training grounds run by General Hera Syndulla. • Now hunted by both Hera of the Rebellion and Tolvan of the Empire, Aphra's got a lot on her mind • But if there's anything to know about the Doctor, it's that she's always got tricks up her electro-sleeve! Rated T "

"'BROKEN, INSIDE' CONTINUES! Doctor Aphra may be in Imperial prison, but she's certainly not alone. Rumors have it that these bars are haunted, but this rogue archaeologist knows there's something much more valuable going on. Meanwhile, Aphra's got information--information that the Rebellion wants. But how far are they willing to go--and who are they willing to recruit - in order to get it? Rated T "

"STUCK IN A JUNKYARD JAIL AT WAR. IT CAN'T GET WORSE - RIGHT? • I mean, unless you add a vengeful FORCE GHOST. And insane MURDERDROIDS. And a BOR BRAIN-LEECH. And a SENTIENT BIOHAZARD... • Surely even rogue archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA can't find a way to make things even worse. • Wrong. Because her current beau and her ex are just about to meet... Rated T "

"GOOD NEWS: THE IMPERIALS HAVE ABANDONED ACCRESKER JAIL. BAD NEWS: FIRST THEY SHOT IT AT A REBEL PLANET. • For unscrupulous inmate DOCTOR APHRA, accompanied by former flame SANA STARROS and current flame INSPECTOR TOLVAN • (NB: Awkward.) • chances to escape are dwindling fast. Good thing Aphra's not distracted by an expensive relic, right? •Oh, dear. Rated T "

"OUT OF THE FRYING PAN, INTO THE HEAT-DEATH OF A PLANET-KILLING METEOR STRIKE! • Swindling, backstabbing and even occasionally feeling bad about it, all of DOCTOR APHRA's attempts to escape her prison-world have failed. • But...wait - here comes an Imperial shuttle. Could this be salvation? • [life support breathing sounds] Rated T "

"CUE THE IMPERIAL MARCH! • After a lifetime of betrayals, all DOCTOR APHRA's mynocks are finally coming home to roost. • Murder-droids, Force-active spores, heartbroken lovers and vengeful lawmen - but they're all eclipsed by the tall, dark shadow that now falls across her. • HE IS HERE. Rated T "

"DOCTOR APHRA - WORST AMONG EQUALS! • On the run from the law in an alien city, DOCTOR APHRA can't stray more than a few paces from her companion without both of them blowing up. • Time to cooperate, right? Except, unfortunately, her companion is Triple-Zero, a sadistic murderdroid who's more interested in her death than playing nice. • A brand-new misadventure for the galaxy's foremost amoral archaeologist starts here! Rated T "

"WORST AMONG EQUALS: PART TWO! • Rogue archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA has ten hours to cross a hostile megacity before the bomb implanted in her throat blows up. • No big deal, right? And even if there ARE, say, insane cops and bounty hunters on her tail-she's got a partner to help her! • (Unfortunately that would be TRIPLE ZERO: the astonishingly unpleasant murder droid who yearns to see her dead.) Rated T "

"• With a huge price on their heads, rogue archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA and her murder-droid companion TRIPLE-ZERO are hunted wherever they run. • Of all their pursuers, you might think the deadliest danger comes from the EMPIRE-backed cops...or the deranged undead bounty hunter...or the relentless monster trappers - right? • Nope. Because the entire population has tuned in to watch the chase through Triple-Zero's eyes, and EVERYONE has a shot at that reward... Rated T "

"'WORST AMONG EQUALS' PART 4 • Rogue archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA continues her race against time - and total bodily explosion - with only professional murder droid TRIPLE-ZERO for company. • Facing firing squads, harpoon-flinging reptiles and - worst of all - really bad traffic, they have no idea they're being watched by the deadliest Imperial threat of all: • The Coalition for Progress! Face the unmitigated terror of the EMPIRE'S public relations division... Rated T "

"'WHEREIN: VERY KABOOM' • Time's up. DOCTOR APHRA and TRIPLE-ZERO have mere seconds to remove their bomb implants before it's explodo o'clock. • With undead bounty hunters, monster trappers and the foulest divisions of the IMPERIAL war machine between her and salvation, is this the end for the amoral archaeologist? • One thing's for sure: it'll come down to who trusts who...and who gets what they deserve... Rated T "

"UNSPEAKABLE REBEL SUPERWEAPON: Part 1 A NEW ADVENTURE STARTS HERE! • After a year of close shaves, Doctor CHELLI APHRA is taking it easy and lying low. Probably herding banthas or something. She's smart like that, right? • NAH, not really. The galaxy's shadiest archaeologist is back doing what she does best: busting into alien temples to steal horrifying weapons for huge profit. She just can't stop herself. • But plenty of other people could. Powerful factions are watching closely: Rebel and Empire, familiar and strange - all calculating whether Aphra's more useful alive... or dead. Rated T "

"'UNSPEAKABLE REBEL SUPERWEAPON' PART 2 • Counting the cost of her incorrigible thievery, sticky-fingered archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA is at the mercy of REBEL HIGH COMMAND. • But things are about to get stickier. What's the one thing every galactic treasure hunter knows for sure? • EXES NEVER MARK THE SPOT. Rated T"

"'UNSPEAKABLE REBEL SUPERWEAPON' CONTINUES! Hiding out on the world where she grew up, everyone's favorite scoundreless, DOCTOR APHRA, takes a trip down memory. NB: Turns out memory lane is a hellhole covered in the agonizing thermal landmines of emotional honesty and family dysfunction. NB (2): Also bounty hunters. Lots and lots of bounty hunters."

"'UNSPEAKABLE REBEL SUPERWEAPON' PART IV! It's time for DOCTOR APHRA to do what she does best: honor her commitments, help people in need, do the right thing. Hahaha, nope, the people she's swindling won't buy that either. Unlucky for them, she's always two steps ahead. Unlucky for her, the steps lead directly to Coruscant, and into the arms of an old enemy "

"UNSPEAKABLE REBEL SUPERWEAPON PART V! • The sinister propagandists of the COALITION FOR PROGRESS keep a vast gallery of the EMPIRE'S priceless victory trophies - and notorious thief DOCTOR APHRA just got in... • But she won't get the chance to pinch anything. She's here to be initiated into the web of secret schemes she's unwittingly tangled herself in. Can you say 'coup'? • (IF yes: don't. Round here, there's always someone listening...) Rated T "

"A ROGUE'S END Part 1: A BRAND NEW ARC STARTS HERE! • After all she's been through, professional disaster-zone DOCTOR APHRA is right back where she started: working for DARTH VADER. • What villainous use has the dark lord found for her, to make him spare the life of his most annoying foe...? • And how long does she have to try and slither out of harm's way before he decides to finish what he started years ago...? Rated T "

"A ROGUE'S END Part 2: THE DARK LORD FALTERS... • DOCTOR APHRA's reunion with her FATHER would've be a happy affair - if he wasn't a pompous blowhard set to take her job as the Empire's chief archaeologist. • Of course, her dear old dad will have to survive Imperial Interrogation first, and which pair of charming psycho-droids do you suppose DARTH VADER has hired for the job? • And what happens when the ancient stones of a long-lost Jedi Temple cast their ghostly influence upon the Dark Lord of the Sith himself...? Rated T "

"A ROGUE'S END Part 3: SOME LIKE IT HOTH... • DOCTOR APHRA has so far failed to seize the secret location of the new rebel base... but that hasn't stopped the rebels seizing HER... • After all the bad blood and countless betrayals, does any love linger between Aphra and her new captor, Rebel Captain MAGNA TOLVAN? • But with DARTH VADER himself keeping tabs on her progress, will Aphra see in Tolvan one last, seducible opportunity to sell-out the future of the galaxy, and save her own skin? Rated T "

"A ROGUE'S END, Part 4 • All good things must come to an end. Unfortunately, so must all evil things. And probably also all things somewhere-in-the-middle-it's-complicated. • Renegade archaeologist DOCTOR APHRA has been outrunning fate far longer than anyone dared hope. But her time is finally up. DARTH VADER stalks her through the shadows of an ancient temple, and this time? • Only one of them will be leaving in one piece. Rated T"