SHAOLIN COWBOY CRUEL TO BE KIN (2022)

In Phase 4 of the SCU, the Shaolin Cowboy finds his parenting skills being tested when he is forced to homeschool during a pandemic of unparalleled violence, in this story torn from yesterday's viral twitter feeds. Can he get a kung fu grip on the situation before a horde of .45 loving human monsters and not so human monsters send him to the ICU? Only guns, swords, and flying guillotines will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMITOUFU!!!!!!

The Shaolin Cowboy finds out if Colts and Kung Fu will guarantee him herd immunity when a flock of new enemies are trying to put him and his newborn charge on the endangered species list!!!!! A pandemic of action spread out over 29 pages because THIS IS THE SCU!!!!

In a kungfluence of attacks the Shaolin Cowboy must pull a kung fu "hat trick" if he expects to save himself and his newborn Varanus komodoensis Ouwens companion from a free-range trip to hell. Don't take my word for it, see it for yourself! The SCU is "ACTION PACKED!!"

YOU'LL FORGET YOUR "WORDLE" WHEN YOU SEE THE HURDLES THE SHAOLIN COWBOY MUST OVERCOME WHILE TRYING TO PROTECT HIS BABY DRAGON PROTEGE AND IT COULD JUST BE THAT GREATEST DANGER TO THE LITTLE ONE IS THE COWBOY HIMSELF!!!!! YOU WON'T FIND THIS KIND OF STORY IN THE NY TIMES!!! "There's a lot to like about The Shaolin Cowboy. It's whacky, over-the-top, and at points laugh-out-loud funny (for example, the one satellite's name is CHENEY666). If you don't enjoy this book, you're already dead." -Comic Bastards

IT'S AULD LANG-XIETY AS THE SHAOLIN COWBOY PENETRATES THE DARK RECESSES OF BIG DADDY SNELL'S SICK EMPIRE OF INTOLERANCE AND HATE. IS THE TREATMENT, LEAD POISONING, WORSE THAN THE CURE? THE COWBOY WILL BE THE JUDGE JUDY IN THIS CASE!

The SCU has never had a supply chain problem with action, and this penultimate issue is no different as it delivers a two-fisted riposte to the evil of Big Daddy Snell and his ever-evolving manifestation of hate and intolerance. This one will slap your eyeballs silly!!!

Things have gone from the ugly, to the bad, but now, maybe, to the good, as The Shaolin Cowboy martials all his Shaolin skills to put an end to Big Daddy Snell's evil empire and then appease Hog Kong's insatiable appetite for revenge. Will it be the end of the SCU or the beginning of phase two of America's 14th favorite Kung Fu Hero!! The trilogy that began with "Shemp Buffet", continued with "Who'll Stop the Reign" comes to a 38-page action-packed finale. You can take this one to the blood bank!!