SEX (2013)

"FIRST ISSUE - COLLECTOR'S ITEM! Finally, a good reason for you come in the comicbook store -- to buy SEX! Simon Cooke has retired from his own 'alternative lifestyle' and returned to the city he'd previously sworn to protect. Now he's just another average citizen -- or is he? The term 'adult' has never been so appropriate as it is when it applies to SEX."

"SECOND ISSUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM! Simon Cooke's journey into the underbelly of Saturn City continues. Think about it... how repressed would YOU be after waging a war on crime for the entirety of your adult life? What happens when the superhero power fantasy finally ends? Find out by buying more SEX!"

"story JOE CASEY art / cover PIOTR KOWALSKI There are a million stories in Saturn City, and Simon Cooke's is just one of them! His future may be wide open, but the past is hot on his tail! The Old Man can still get it up! No two ways about it -- this is the perfect time to pay for SEX! It's even better than you think!"

"Simon Cooke might be having a tough time adjusting to civilian life, but Saturn City is having just as much trouble adjusting to life without its hero! Meanwhile, the infamous Prank Addict is making romantic overtures! There's plenty of dramatic angst to go around, and the tension is rising. Remember: SEX is worth every penny you spend on it!"

"story JOE CASEY art / cover PIOTR KOWALSKI Simon Cooke's night out has disastrous consequences! And not just socially. But, hey, at least he's trying! Meanwhile, life in Saturn City's criminal underworld rolls on... just not as smoothly as expected. Never forget: SEX is real! SEX is now! But, most importantly, SEX has infected your local comic book store!"

"What is the Saturnalia?! Simon Cooke's lawyer wants to know - and he'll do anything to find out! And we do mean ANYTHING. Also this issue: the unfortunate consequences of hi-tech super-villainy. And you knew we'd eventually ask: Do SEX and politics mix? "

"There's romance in the Saturn City air... but 1) for whom does the love bell toll and 2) how depraved will it get? Meanwhile, Simon Cooke finds himself at a new kind of crossroads. So... will he or won't he? Only his lawyer sidekick knows for sure, but a good wingman's work is never done!"

"THIS IS IT! Simon Cooke finally comes face to face with the psycho-social phenomenon known as the Saturnalia! What surprises await him? More importantly: Who's gonna get naked? It's all been building to this climax so, whatever you do, don't you dare miss it!"

"We know you're all wondering-what was life like in Saturn City in the glorious heyday of the Armored Saint? Find out this issue in a special flashback sequence drawn by MORGAN JESKE (CHANGE)! An orgy of action! Secrets revealed! Onions peeled! Don't miss it!"

"SEX goes global! Simon Cooke is stalked! Larry gets laid! Keenan seeds his future! Annabelle keeps it together! The Prank Addict is run down! Bring the noise! Bring the pain! Bring your money and buy more SEX! "

"This issue, SEX goes even deeper than ever before! Simon Cooke faces his adulthood. Japanese businessmen get their freak on. Annabelle reprimands an employee. Then there's the battle cry heard throughout the underworld: 'Breaks! Damn straight!' This one's a rub for the ages!"

"Life in Saturn City is about to get even more complicated. Who are the good guys? Who are the bad guys? And who's getting laid? The answers will SHOCK and AWE as the first year of SEX comes to a climax!"

"Year Two begins. Hang onto your c**ks. "

"This issue: sexy secrets of the notorious Alpha Brothers revealed! Featuring guest art by sexy CHRIS PETERSON! It's a key party you won't wanna miss! "

"SPECIAL FIFTEENTH ISSUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM! You've heard about it. You've thought about it. All your friends are doing it. Now experience it for yourself: SEX! It's even better than they say it is!"

"Remember...there's no such thing as 'safe SEX'!"

"'Breaks on a bus, Breaks on a car! Breaks to make you a superstar! Breaks to win and Breaks to lose - but these here Breaks will rock your shoes! '"

"How many Prank Addicts does it take to get to the Prank Addict center of a Prank Addict pop? Find out this issue!"

"Sometimes a cover says it all. Plus: guest art by Ian MacEwan."

"The big date. One step closer. Will Simon get lucky?"

"The next phase begins right here."

"This issue: The infinite countdown begins..."

"To be announced."

"For Simon Cooke, some things can get a little sticky... "

"Some taboos are better left untouched "

"The end of one world. The beginning of another. Major Plot Point: An important character dies"

"What's good for the goose... "

"To bang or not to bang that is the question. "

"Broken and busted. Live and let die. "

"I know there's something going on "

"Wheel in the sky keeps on turning..."

"'You hear that? That's the sound of the universe locking into place...'"

"Always in the end... it can begin again. "

"A change is gonna come."