SECRET AVENGERS (2014)

"SAVE THE EMPIRE, Part One The all-new Secret Avengers are ready to get started. Are they going to be the world's most effective secret squad? Or will their personal issues tear them apart? U-DECIDE! Three missions kick off at the same time: one in the space, one on the ground...and one in the air. And no one's ready. Except for the attackers. Russian spa. Helicarrier. Space station. Falling satellites. A hired hitman with nothing to lose. The Fury. WAIT. Yes. THE FURY. Why is Hawkeye still around? And why are these people chasing him? Why are Black Widow and Spider Woman in a Russian spa? Do questions in teasers excite you? RUN THE MISSION, DON'T GET SEEN, SAVE THE WORLD. NOW!"

"• Earth is in danger. Massive decommissioned S.H.I.E.L.D. satellites are about to fall on us all. It's a P.R. nightmare in the making! • Speaking of things falling from space: Nick Fury and special agent Phil Coulson are about to die painfully. • Unless Hawkeye, Black Widow and Spider-Woman save them! • Maria Hill is wounded. The hitman made it personal. Hill's potential savior? M.O.D.O.K.!"

"'POST-NUCLEAR' • A post-nuclear warhead has gone missing in the Middle East. Eighteen S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are dead. Who you gonna call? • What happens when Black Widow and Lady Bullseye meet? Sparkles. And what happens when you get too many sparkles? Explosions, that's what. • While Phil Coulson struggles with his new problem, Maria Hill deals with her old one: MODOK is up to something."

"'INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT' • The Fury reappears inside the Kowloon Walled City -- which is deep inside the Chinese territory. Who you gonna call? • No-one, but Nick Fury, Hawkeye and a bunch of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents come anyway. Problems? You bet. The Kowloon gangs want The Fury as well. • On the Helicarrier, someone dies. The ground is not steady. Things escalate."

"'THE DROP' • Death on the Helicarrier. The killer is at large. Hill leads the investigation. • Another incident on board. No-one expects a proper acid bath. • Coulson goes rogue. Hawkeye wonders. Spider-Woman talks with a new friend."

"'ACT TWO/THE SPEEDING REIGN OF COLLAPSE' • Black Widow, Spider-Woman and Hawkeye go after Lady Bullseye and Artaud Derrida. • What does S.H.I.E.L.D. want with the Fury? M.O.D.O.K. will show you! • Coulson's investigation takes him to Peru."

"• 'EXECUTIVE DECISION' • DEADPOOL DEADPOOL DEADPOOL DEADPOOL DEADPOOL! WE HEARD THAT DEADPOOL RAISES SALES SO WE'RE DOING THIS EARLY ON. • JUST KIDDING. ALL ABOUT THE ART. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, RIGHT? • THE NOOSE: TIGHTENS! SECRET AVENGERS: HUNTED! MARIA HILL: INVESTIGATING! ALSO DEADPOOL!"

"'M.O.D.O.K. SUPREME EXTRAVAGANZA' • M.O.D.O.K.'S ORIGIN STORY. YOU HEARD RIGHT. • How do you know what we tell you here is true? You don't. But you're into it. Why? Because we love you. And it shows. • Disco? Yes. Abandonment issues? Definitely. Was that a pun? Maybe. Is that a romance brewing? Are we still lying to you? CLAP FOR M.O.D.O.K.! Rated T+"

"• TLÖN? TLÖN! How many more secrets are going to be uncovered? In this issue? Like, right now? MANY! • Hawkeye and Deadpool work together to stop a deranged mullet-wearing ex-wrestler! But Deadpool has a SECRET! • Maria Hill figures things out! DOOMED ESCAPE ATTEMPT! DESPERATE SCIENTIST! LAST HOPE! Erhmagerd"

"'THE GREAT CULLING IS HERE' • Trace the clues back to Secret Avengers #1. The sentence above means something. • The true mastermind of the decay at the center of the Secret Avengers initiative is revealed. But then again -- is there just one? • Hawkeye and Coulson face off. Rated T+ "

"• Hawkeye and Coulson face off. Who survives? Why is this even happening? • Vladimir makes a deal with the Fury. Is this a good thing? Is this a bad thing? We won't tell! But you'll find out. • Helicarrier is under attack. Spider-Woman engages. M.O.D.O.K. gets the message Rated T+"

"'WELCOME TO THE NURSERY' • The horror! Oh, the horror! • Black Widow and Lady Bullseye might just have to deal with this together. • With Maria Hill gone, what happens with the rest of the team? Rated T+ "

"'DEATH TO THE BULLIES' • M.O.D.O.K. down. Something is up. Trust M.O.D.O.K. • Most explosions you have ever seen in a Marvel comic! Maybe. We're not entirely sure. But we do have an explosion-o-meter. • SECRET AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! Rated T+"

"'LET GO' • Wait. Secret Avengers actually had a plan? And it worked? Or NOT EXACTLY? • The Fury meets its babies. Black Widow & Lady Bulllseye -- where are they? Spider-Woman's gift can change everything. • We made some beautiful splash pages, but the ones in this issue -- or is it the next one -- oh, just you wait. Rated T+"

"'ARC OF A JOURNEY' • The end is the beginning is the end is the... • Unlikely partners have a meeting far away from the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. • The Secret Avengers run comes to its natural conclusion. Prepare your handkerchiefs. Rated T+ "