QUANTUM & WOODY (2017) (2017)

"THE WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO TEAM RETURNS IN AN EXPLOSIVE NEW ONGOING SERIES! This December, deeply alarming and untrustworthy writer Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and eyepopping artist Kano (Daredevil) give the Valiant Universe the adjective-worthy superheroes it deserves: QUANTUM AND WOODY! Sometimes you embrace your destiny. And sometimes you and your troublemaking adopted brother find yourselves trapped in a scientific lab explosion that grants you $@&%ing awesome superpowers. As a result of their accident, Eric and Woody Henderson - aka Quantum and Woody - must 'klang' their wristbands together every 24 hours or both dissipate into nothingness. Which makes superhero-ing pretty awkward when you're not on speaking terms at the moment. See, Eric has been keeping a pretty big secret: He knows who Woody's birth father really is and where he's been hiding all these years. With great power comes great sibling rivalry! This winter, you'll believe two men and one goat can split a one bedroom apartment and still be a credible threat to evil and injustice everywhere when QUANTUM AND WOODY make headlines and take names!"

"The must-read superhero-action-family-drama-buddy-comedy throwdown of 2018! It's the ones you love that hurt you the most and, in the case of super-powered adoptive brothers Eric and Woody Henderson - aka Quantum and Woody - this is defi nitely going to leave a mark! Quantum has kept the truth about Woody's biological father a secret, and now that Woody has found out about his brother's betrayal, their once-promising superhero career has ground to a standstill. So now it's time for one last shot at teaming up as our heroes head 'down under' - ahem, to Australia - in search of Woody's one true DNA match. Like father, like son? Let's hope not. You'll believe two men and a goat can fl y coach when the new adventures of the world's worst superhero team continue with a slightly less collectible second issue from rising star Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show With Stephen Colbert) and dazzling artist extraordinaire Kano (Daredevil)!"

"Because you demanded it! The Goat returns! If you add them all up, this would be Quantum and Woody's 50th issue! What better time to answer the eternal question: 'Whatever happened to the Goat, anyway?' At last, the whole saga of Dr. Derek Henderson's transformation from brilliant physicist and beloved father into a barnyard animal of unimaginable power can finally be told and all of his secrets revealed, beginning with the long-awaited birth of the Goat's baby! And the Eisner for 'Best Goat Birth Scene' goes to writer extraordinaire Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and special guest artist Francis Portela (FAITH)! Don't miss the staggering spectacle as the entire Valiant Universe stands on the cusp of a milestone moment in the spectacular goatacular of 2018!"

"There are bad dads. And then there's Rutherford Van Chelton They went looking for Woody's birth father...and they're about to wish they didn't! Woody's pop has left a long trail of broken promises and broken bottles behind him across the decades. Now, Quantum and Woody - the world's worst superhero team, currently estranged - are thousands of miles from home, riding shotgun across Australia with the human dive bar that forever changed the course of both their lives. Will the senior Van Chelton convert his long-lost son to his hard-traveling ways? And can Quantum take on an older, smarter, and slightly more inebriated version of his unpredictable partner? Valiant's high-energy superheroes are hitting the road for a once-in-a-lifetime family reunion as rising star Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and eye-popping artist Kano (Daredevil) bring 'KISS KISS, KLANG KLANG' south of the equator!"

"Three's company! After three decades and 10,000 miles, the moment of truth has finally arrived: Our heroes are about to come face-to-face with Woody's long-lost father! In Australia! Will Woody abandon his adoptive brother and trusted partner-in-crime-fighting to embrace a hard-partying scoundrel with no sense of decency? Or is the world's worst superhero team about to become a terrible trio? Plus: Back in DC, the super-science crime cabal is about to get an energizing new addition! It's going to be a real 'Martha' moment when Daniel Kibblesmith (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and dazzling artist extraordinaire Kano (Immortal Iron Fist) tear one family apart, only to bring another one together as 'KISS KISS, KLANG KLANG' heads to a death-defying finish!"

"AN ALL-NEW JUMPING-ON POINT! A TIE-IN TO HARBINGER WARS 2 ? 'KLANG, KLANG KLUNK?' In the ultimate display of power, Livewire has plunged the United States into darkness. From coast to coast, once-vital technology has now been rendered worthless No cars No phones No quantum bands?!? Without the high-tech gauntlets that bind them together, the world's worst superhero team have 24 hours before they disintegrate into nothingness Now, stripped of their powers and unable to 'klang,' can Quantum and Woody become the heroes they've always aspired to be and secure the streets of the nation's capital before time runs out? Hey, hey, nobody invited these guys! Quantum and Woody come kicking and screaming into Valiant's seismic summer crossover, courtesy of rising star Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks, Cult Classic), acclaimed artist Francis Portela (FAITH), and a perfect entry point into the title that The A.V. Club calls 'a superhero series not to be missed.'"

"'WHAT THE KLANG?' Hey, who the heck invited these guys to HARBINGER WARS 2? With HARBINGER WARS 2 seizing America, Livewire has rendered the nation's power grid useless in a last-ditch attempt to shield her psiot allies. The people of Washington D.C. need someone to save them - and so do Quantum and Woody! Now that the high-tech wristbands that keep their atoms stabilized have become nothing more than fashion accessories, the world's worst superhero team is going where no one has gone before... Into the atomic realm! Do not attempt to adjust your eyeballs because red-hot rising star Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and fan-favorite artist Francis Portela (FAITH) are taking things from zero to Dada as Quantum and Woody tie into, outside of, and in between Valiant's seismic summer event! "

"ALL-NEW ARC! ALL-NEW JUMPING-ON POINT! 'SEPARATION ANXIETY' - PART ONE! Quantum and Woody just barely escaped from a surreal atomic realm...and, unfortunately, they've brought some pieces of it back with them! As dangerous new threats plunge their city even deeper into chaos, they'll soon realize that they have bigger problems and bigger grudges than ever before - now if the brothers are anywhere near one another, their powers stop working! The world's worst superhero team is going to have to go it alone as 'SEPARATION ANXIETY' presents a super-powered stress test, courtesy of rising star Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and Eisner Award-nominated artist Joe Eisma (Morning Glories, Archie)! "

"Breaking up is hard to do! For Eric and Woody Henderson - adopted brothers, partners, and the erstwhile superhero twosome known as Quantum and Woody - the world has just turned upside down! Usually, they can't stand to be near one another... Now, they literally can't be - or their powers go on the fritz! That definitely makes being a 'duo' difficult, especially when a perilous new threat is teaching you just how bad you are at superhero-ing solo! Acclaimed writer Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and Eisner Award nominee Joe Eisma (Archie) divide the world's worst superhero team in two as 'SEPARATION ANXIETY' continues!"

"When most people go on a journey, they bring back a souvenir but most people usually stick to t-shirts and keychains, not unearthly creatures like the ones Quantum and Woody brought back from The 'Otherverse!' Now, a giant monster is wreaking havoc on Washington D.C., and another anomaly - known only as 'The Screaming Man' - is slowly getting acquainted with our reality. Is the world's worst superhero team going to do anything about it? Hopefully, or this would be a really weird comic! Red-hot writer Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and Eisner-nominated artist Joe Eisma (Archie) attach themselves to the underside of the Valiant Universe as 'SEPARATION ANXIETY' reaches new heights! ?"

"Situation Normal All Klanged Up! Quantum and Woody are having a pretty terrible day so far - their atoms were dissolved in the middle of a nationwide disaster; they faced down their personal demons in 'The Otherverse;' and now they're responsible for bringing a malicious entity back with them! These guys can't even finish a jigsaw puzzle without losing a whole bunch of pieces - how are they gonna put all of reality back together? Rising star Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and Eisner-nominated artist Joe Eisma (Morning Glories) give the world's worst superhero team some much needed closure as SEPARATION ANXIETY draws the two brothers closer than ever before! ?"

"The major leagues are calling! Now that Eric and Woody Henderson know they have what it takes to save the day, they finally have a shot at going pro - and they're in luck, because UNITY might just be making a comeback! But the brothers aren't ready for primetime just yet...they still have to audition for their spots, under the watchful eyes of G.A.T.E. and X-O Manowar! Start stretching now, 'cuz you don't want to pull a muscle when rising star writer Eliot Rahal (The Paybacks) and fan-favorite artist Francis Portela (FAITH) begin tryouts for the biggest and best superhero team around in this sensational one-shot finale! "