KIDS THESE DAYS (2024)

WWE NXT superstar "All Ego" Ethan Page teams with Paranormal Hitmen and Toy creators Brett Murphy and Wilson Gandolpho to bring you twisted new sci-fi comedy series Kids These Days that's a cross between The Boys and Power Rangers! What would a team of brash, egotistical teenagers really do with power and a giant alien mech when an invading horde of kaiju arrives from outer space? Become instant celebrities and influencers, of course! Look, they'll save the world when they get to it, okay?

In this shocking second issue (which hits stores right before the Kids These Days back-up adventure in the Free Comic Book Day 2025 special, Mark Spears Monsters #0!), a mysterious pipe smoking badass cyborg alien has arrived on Earth searching for the four who wield the Cavo Gems. Is he here to help or slaughter our misfit heroes? Find out in this next action-packed issue! Not appropriate for kids under 18 and those living in Wisconsin.

As seen in the hit FCBD 2025 special Mark Spears Monsters #0! What can go wrong when a sword-wielding alien sociopath takes control of his planet and has his sights set on Earth? Oh, you're not into that type of story? Well, why don't you go read a book about a fluffy teddy bear who lives in a world of sprinkles and candy, dweeb. Unless you're cool and love to break the rules, this book is not appropriate for kids under the age of 18!