HOWARD THE DUCK (2015)

"First spectacular issue! A great jumping on point! Sure to go up in value! Don't miss out on the series everyone is calling 'Howard the Duck'! The last page will shock you! Nothing will EVER be the same again! Hey! Where are you going? Come back! Waugh! Rated T+ "

"• 'Our World.' • Plus, a new Gwenpool story! Rated T+ "

"• The entire universe is after Howard! Is it because he's very handsome? Charming? Yes! • No, wait. Of course not. Sorry. • Howard is actually very difficult to be around sometimes. Also, it's hard to tell if he's handsome since he's a duck. • Join Chip & Joe for ... DUCK HUNT! The storyline created just so we could use that title! • Plus the conclusion of the Howard/Gwenpool backup! Rated T+ "

"• She's obsessed, she's powerful, she's ALMOST the new herald of Galactus! And like the rest of the universe, SCOUT is after Howard. But with an eye to ending the hunger of the Devourer of Worlds! • Plus: The Silver Surfer! The Stranger! The Guardians of the Galaxy! All in a story of Howard on the run we're calling FOWL MOVEMENT! • Oh god, are we really calling it that? Rated T+ "

"THE EPIC CONCLUSION! • A cosmic battle to end all battles with Howard in the middle! Can he put an end to THE COLLECTOR once and for all with the help of the Guardians of the Galaxy and Silver Surfer? • Seriously, I'm asking you. I'm on, like, page 12 of this script and I. Am. Stumped. Rated T+ "

"THE CONCLUSION OF 'ANIMAL HOUSE,' A CROSSOVER WITH THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL! • WATCH! Howard show Squirrel Girl how to be a REAL hero for a change, for which she is eternally grateful! • LEARN! what happened in last month's UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL #6 from the recap page! • LISTEN! to a nice audio file of nature sounds made by Chip & Ryan while you read this VERY good story! • LOVE! all the guest stars! Like one of the blue guys from X-MEN! And a pretty cool van! Rated T+ "

"• When a case takes Howard and Tara to the SAVAGE LAND, they need all the help they can get! But instead, they make do with SPIDER-MAN, SHE-HULK, DAREDEVIL and STEVE ROGERS! • Join Chip and special guest artist KEVIN MAGUIRE (!!!!) for an issue we like to call 'Howard the Duck Volume Six, Issue Seven!' Rated T+ "

"'HOME' STARTS NOW! • Howard finally goes home, but is there such a thing for him anymore? Rated T+ "

"• Howard is back in NEW YORK CITY! And on his strangest case yet: A missing person! His client? The missing person! WHAAA-? • Join us as Howard encounters aliens, Brooklyn and network television with a SPECIAL GUEST STAR so SHOCKING that I am STILL SHOCKED that we're ALLOWED TO DO THIS. • SERIOUSLY. Rated T+ "

"• The person behind all of Howard's troubles is revealed! Who could it be? Is it Spider-Man? Wolverine? Thor? Ms. Marvel? Am I just mentioning these characters on the off chance that some retailers will just skim the catalogue looking for character names and will accidentally order this? • Who knows??? Rated T+ "

"• Join Chip (Zdarsky) and Joe (Quinones) as they say goodbye to Howard in a Very Special Issue that is still priced as a Regular Issue! • Can Howard outwit fate? Can any of us? Or is the concept of predestination just shorthand for the near-infinite factors in play that are guided, at their core, by free will? • Guest-starring Spider-Man, probably. Rated T+ "