GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE (2020)

"Our Sizzling Hot Summer Issue! Featuring an Exclusive interview with ROB ZOMBIE about his film H2. Meet our Sexy Firegirls CARLA and HEIDI as they rescue a crispy corpse. Also, featuring BETSY RUE (the nudie cutie from My Bloody Valentine 3D), Scream Queen DEBBIE ROCHON, Virgin Mummies, Two-headed Corpses, Alien Sex Fiend, Sid Graves Cemetery Snaps, Fatties and Flatties, The Suicide Forest, comic artist JEFF GAITHER, The Angel of Death, The sexy band SWITCHBLADE KITTY, Nuns and Corpses, Freakshow 999 Eyes, more Last Laughs, more amateur corpses and introducing Supercorpse! So light up and roast some marshmallows over our Summer issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine. Our HOTTEST issue yet!"

"Our 'Religion Is Dead' issue features the execution of Bill Moseley with Sexecutioners Clare Grant and Jillian Murray; Cardinal Andrew Divoff and sexy Sister Jacqui Forever; Nuns and Corpses; Battle Pope; Notes From Death Row; How to Pray when you're Dead; Was Jesus a She-sus?; and ungodly artwork. Plus, more bands, more babes, more outrageous comedy and more horror! We just keep getting deader and deader!"

"Our first painted cover features film legend George Romero (as a zombie!), in tribute to Famous Monsters cover artist Basil Gogos who we interview in the issue. Also, featured are interviews with TV horror host Zacherley 'the Cool' Ghoul, Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, and autopsy expert Vidal Herrera. Other featured include: Bereavment Hunt, director Joe Dante, Corpse Cruise Line Vacations and more bands, more babes and more outrageous comedy than you can stuff in a corpse!"

"Our Alien Autopsy Issue features a 'Real' ET' discovered in a stream by actor/comedian Harland Williams. Other celebs include: Camden Toy (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Penny Drake (Zombie Stripper) and Rachel Sexton. Also True Taxidermy Tales; the band Gorgeous Frankenstein; Blood Painting; Porn Shop Girl; Paraphilias; Alien sex organs; Amateur Corpses; Cadaver Rock; and more gags, hot girls, cold corpses and aliens than an Area 51 barbecue!"

"Our Egyptian Mummy issue features: Gorgeous cover model Andy San Dimas as Queen Necrophiti; interviews with the 3 amazing bands, 69Eyes, The Murderdolls, and Here Come The Mummies; interview with Vampira (star of Plan 9 From Outer Space); Mummification Fetish; Girls Riding Hogs, Coffin Flies; Rock Star Deaths; Corpse and Robbers; Mummy Movies We Wish We Saw; Amateur Corpses; Michael Myers House and more mummy surprises to be unraveled inside. Our gravest issue yet!"

"Our Spring Playboy parody issue features Phew Hufner himself, in the rotting flesh, with the Ghouls Next Door (Chastity, Hollie, Joslyn, Heidi and Carla). Also, at the Playdead Mansion: Joslyn James practices her stroke with her dead BFF Tiger Wormwood; and Charlie Sheen's a scream poolside at the mansion. This sexy issue also features the band Cradle of Filth; Corpse Pop; Sex and Metal; The Last Zombie Supper; the last words of The Runaways' Kim Fowley; The World Record Zombie Walk; and much more. So if you don't swing... don't ring."

"Our Summer Bay Rots issue is taking on water and ocean-themed horror with our sexy deathguards Tera Patrick and Natasha Marley, posing with the love-bitten David Hasselsauce. We will be exploring several sea worthy flicks, including: Shark Night 3D with director David Ellis and Piranha 3D with director John Gulager. We also have hooked: death metal band Autopsy; Maniac director William Lustig; Chromeskull Nick Principie (Laid to Rest); Bong Of The Dead; bloated corpses; and more Last Laughs, Amateur Corpses and an 18 foot great white shark named Porka. And remember, let your food digest for one hour before wading into Girls and Corpses Magazine! See ya at the beach, corpses!"

"Our Volume 5 Winter issue is as cold as Santa's corpse with our icy theme - The Snow Angel Of Death! Sheri Moon Zombie is back in our crypt! Inteviews with bands All Shall Perish, Filthy Animals and Pottymouth. Other frigid features include: Winter horror films including The Thing; Emily the Strangler, The Abominable Ice Scream Man, Sinthetics Love Dolls, Zombie Girl, Victorian Hearses, Playmate Laya Bella of Bizarro Au Go-Go, Corpsicles, Jarheads, Lizzie Borden's Ice Axe and more chills and thrills than a toboggan ride down Everest."

"Take a bite out of Reality TV with The Real Houseflies of Cemetery Hills, featuring our sexy socialites Jessica Morris and Ariana Madix. Other features include: Deathstyles of The Rich and Famous, Skull Bowling, Hip Hop Necro, Deadgar Allen Poe, artist Ben Newman, zombie researcher Matt Mogk, photographer A.j. Olson, Tampires, Graveyard Hoola-Hooping, death-defiling Murrugun The Mystic, Summer of Massacre, The Erotic Heritage Museum, artist Clint Carney, Funny Bones, Last Laughs, Amateur Corpses, Vintage hearse coaches, and more reality than a crypt full of Kardashians!"

"'Dancing with the Corpses' will sweep you off your feet with a ghostly theme! Featuring Sid Haig (The Lords of Salem) and Scout Taylor-Compton (7500). We also honor the 30th anniversary of Poltergeist with James Karen (Return of The Living Dead). Other features include monster maker Rick Baker, Piranha 3DD director John Gulager, Arachonoquake director Eric Fosberg, director of A Serbian Film Srdjan Spasojevic, The Aghast Supper, and more game reviews, Last Laughs and Amateur Corpses of The Month. This spooky issue will haunt your dreams for eternity!"

"The Winter Medical Malpractice issue cuts like a scalpel into the guts of comedy/horror with an exclusive flailing of Troma legend Lloyd Kaufman. Other frightening features include: an exclusive interview with zombie gore king Tom Savini (Dawn of The Dead, From Dust 'Til Dawn); Angelyne is still Alive?; Scream Queen Elissa Dowling (Bloody Bloody Bible Camp) with sexxxy nurse RAVEN BAY in a delivery Room Nightmare you will never forget; Skating on Thin Ice; Winter Wonderdead Cemeteries; Musee Mechanique and more game reviews; Last Laughs; Amateur Corpses of The Month; and introducing Miss Dead Indiana 2012! This winter issue is funnier than hell and colder than an Alaskan morgue!"

"The Spring issue is stuffed with more sexy gorgeous gals and their corpse pals! Also, Are Zombies Dead?; Celebrity Corpses; cool bands: Cradle of Filth, Darkthrone, Marduk. We examine The Life of Die; Dr. Kevorkian's bedtime stories; Eli Roth's The Last Exorcist 2; the director of 'The Life and Death of A Porno Gang; Death Wish Dishes; Skull Sucking; Corpse Camel-Toes; Forest Lawn Bowling, Morguegasms, Sick and Twisted Films, Smoked the movie, The lighter side of Death; And more Last Laughs, death tatts and hungry rats."

"Nuclear Summer detonates with our summer issue. This amazing 'drop and cover' issue features steamy covergirl Rikki Six and her radiating beau Nuke Rotney at a beach party in front of Three Mile Island. We explore the lighter side of death and the darker side of life in this explosive end of the world issue which also features: Horror icon Tony Todd; sexy Sex Mutants; GWAR; Hiroshima 'The Musical'; and much more. You will absolutely melt over this nuclear summer issue - so order now before Kim Jong-Dum pushes the button!"

"Girls and Corpses #20 is their 'America the Grave' issue, and features Barn Door Mom Farrah Abraham with Farmer Gone on an 'American Gothic'-inspired cover! This farming issue celebrates Americana with: The Pope of Trash David Lynch; 'The Death of Route 666'; The Body Farm; SEX with Tractors; the bands: The Butcher Babies and Motionless in White; The Marine Corpse; 'American Kink' with Dr. Victoria; OMG It's The Duck Dynasty XXX Parody; Scott Land's Perverted Puppets; Morguegasms; Angus Oblong; Graveyard Parties; CoCo The Crack Ho; 'American Graves' with Sid Graves; Death Metal Miracles; and more Last Laughs, 'Amateur Corpses of the Month', and cold decaying corpses and hot sexy girls!"

"Get ready to enroll in our Collegiate Girls and Corpses Spring Break Issue! The Semester has commenced at Alpha Beta Die and what could be better than hot sexy sorority girls canoodling with cold rotting fraternity corpses in their dorm rooms? Introducing blond bombshell Ivy Ferguson and sexy G&C alum Lynn Pops in a 'Graduation Dead' cemetery spread. This issue also features: Eli Roth's The Green Inferno; Sorority Pillow Fights; Mascots The Kill; a co-ed who drinks gallons of blood for breakfast; Zombie Boy; Hazing Rituals Gone Deadly; The United Necro College Fund; Meet 'big corpse on campus' at The University of Embalming; Meet Mrs Manson; and The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. We also revisit killer college horror film clas-sicks: The Dorm That Dripped Blood, The House on Sorority Row, Final Exam, Splatter University and Graduation Day. More death metal bands including the insane Ukraine band, Semargi! Also more Amateur Corpses, more Last Laughs and Corpses College Cuties. So, cram for this exam into the lighter side of death and order this amazing issue... before you flunk out! Professor Corpsy gives this issue an A+++!"

"Girls and Corpses' Freaky Summer issue is a tribute to the 1932 movie Freaks! The cover features tattooed freak 'Zombie Boy' (47 Ronin), Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes), Butch Patrick (Eddie on The Munsters), Lizard Man, freaky artist/performer Joe Coleman, Half-Man Short E. Dangerous, The Enigma, Murrugun The Mystic, Kat The Midget Stripper and Tan Mom; Artist William Stout, artist Madame JoJo; photographer J. Isobel Delise; Eli Roth's The Green Inferno, The Souska Sisters and the history of Freaky horror movies. Also, Sex with Freaks, SeXXXy Clown Girls; Introducing Claude the two-headed Thalidomide French corpse; and Elephant Boy's corpse. We revisit the California Institute of Abnormal Arts and their collection of pickled punks and other sick oddities. So get your 'freak' on and order this freaky issue... because it will FREAK YOU OUT!"

"Our 'Marijuana' issue will get you high on life... and death... and features gorgeous world famous cover model Matsumi Max on the cover, wearing just a few pot leaves! We explore the world of legal and illegal drugs with crazy sexy photos, amazing articles, interviews with horror celebs and drug dealers, and amateur corpses. We can't tell you everything that is in the amazing issue... because, well, we got high. Oh, and this issue can also be used for rolling paper! So, order now, stoners!"

"Girls and Corpses Spring Outbreak and Pandemic issue will put you in a panic as we explore the deadly diseases that will end life on earth: Ebola, The Plague, The Flu and The Kardashians. Exclusive Interviews with makeup FX Wizard/actor Tom Savini; artistic sick savant Joe Coleman; horror hostess Ivonna Cadaver, famed metal band Bloodbath; Fifty Shades Of Green; artist Madame Jojo; and Max Hardcore. Stay healthy and read Girls and Corpses Magazine."

"Girls and Corpses Magazine Summer issue will shipwreck you on Gilligan's Cannibal Island with The Devils' Rejects stars Sid Haig (House of 1,000 Corpses) as 'The Skipper' and Bill Moseley (Chop Top in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) as Gilligan. This issue celebrates the 35th anniversary of Cannibal Holocaust and features: An exclusive Interview with makeup FX Wizard/actor Tom Savini; artistic sick savant Joe Coleman; Sex Tourism Tales; horror hostess Ivonna Cadaver; and more great surprises in store when we go to print! So, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of stinking corpse - and several stranded bikini babes - on Gilligan's Cannibal Island!"

"Take a wild ride with biker/actor Danny Trejo (Machete) and sexy Dani Divine (British fetish model/fire-eater) in Girls and Corpses' Paper Machete of Death issue. Also: an exclusive interview/photo shoot with Rusty Coones (President of the Orange County Hells Angels, lead guitarist for metal band Attika 7, who also played Rane Quinn on TV's Sons of Anarchy), take a Hell Ride with grind-house biker icon Larry Bishop (The Savage Seven, Angel Unchained, Chrome and Hot leather); Makeup effects outlaw Tom Savini 'from war to gore'; Musician/Actor Robert Gordon (rock-a-billy legend and star of the 1950s-styled motor-biking movie The Loveless); director James Bickert's sick sequel to Dear God No is here- Frankenstein Created Bikers - and much more!"

"This audaciously awesome issue features: Lemmy of Motorhead's Last Published Interview!; Rob Zombie's 31; a 12 page original comic iRobitch written by Robert 'Corpsy' Rhine and illustrated by John Howard; INFRAdead photography by Sid Graves; Sex with Hairplugs, Just Buried, HoneyDoom Six Feet Down Under, Posthumous Marriages and Coffin Births; Hearses to Die For; Corpsy's Last Ride; Dead Presidents; Relationships Can Be Torture, Sugar-Deadies Dating Site, Dead or Alive True Stories; His and Hearse, The Russian Stacking Doll Murderer; Extreme Suspension Ballet; Dead Men are A Girl's Best Friend, Frightful Flicks: Parasites, The Chair and All I Need. More Last Laughs, Amateur Corpse of the Month and killer comedy. Another sexy bone-chillingly funny issue to die for from Girls and Corpses Magazine!"

"Penn & Teller appear magically on the cover of Girls and Corpses Magazine's Volume 10 Fall issue. Do you believe in magic? We do at Girls and Corpses and this magical issue, featuring: LouLou D'vil, Las Vegas burlesque dancer of the year, also gracing the cover. This issue is no illusion as we include a wild photo spread with the world's sexiest magician Krystyn Lambert and the worlds most bloated corpse; an exclusive interview with shock magician and anti-conjurer, Dan Sperry; an exclusive interview with Face/Off judge, SFX wizard and dark magick aficionado Glenn Hetrick; an interview with the elusive, magical-mystery avant-garde band The Residents; Scat Magic; The Suicide Forest; Hitler The Magician; The Bunny Killer; My Favorite Mortician; Scream Queen Mindy Robinson; Vintage Magic and Terror Toons. Girls and Corpses is a matter of Laugh and death, so order this Special Magic issue featuring Penn & Teller. This is no trick! But it is a treat."

"Girls and Corpses delivers all the joys and horrors of childbirth with this special Spring issue, dead-icated to our first fully financed feature film, Cynthia. The horror/comedy was written and produced by Girls and Corpses Founder/Publisher and Deaditor-In-Chief Robert 'Corpsy' Rhine and was directed by Kenny Gage and Devon Downs (Anarchy Parlor, Raze). The film stars, and this issue features exclusive interviews with, several iconic horror stars, many who have appeared on the covers and bloody pages of Girls and Corpses Magazine! Go behind-the-screams of all aspects of this amazing production."

"THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING to Girls and Corpses Magazine! Shot in a real 1961 bomb shelter, three HOT Russian beauties must use their wits, and firm young bodies, to survive in a bunker with a few good corpses and one putrid President. This mother of all issues will drop in August and destroy all other magazines. Our Summer cover is 'top secret', but we're leaking it here just for PREVIEWS readers! Corpsy met with Russian 'officials' for months, which he is prepared to deny, to be as accurate as possible for this stunning Glasnost issue. This issue is filled with tons of sick humor and goes best with a cold stiff vodka. You'll be Russhing to order it and be Putin it on your shelves. So, can't we all 'just get along' and read Girls and Corpses? Dasvidaniya!"