End of Life (2025)

KYLE STARKS AND STEVE PUGH TAKE ON A HITMAN IN TROUBLE! Professional hitman Eddie Stallion has messed up. He’s accidentally robbed the Raven, a high-ranking boss of the international cabal of assassins the Menagerie, of which Eddie is a member...or he was. Now with a price on his head, Eddie chooses to hide in the one place everyone knows he’d never go...the small midwestern town of Pluto, home of his estranged father and known hard-ass George Stallion. Looking for safe harbor, Eddie instead finds his resentful father dying of cancer, old friends looking to collect that bounty, Menagerie assassins who have wandered into town, a cancelled newspaper comic-strip creator turned local crime lord, and oh yeah, his childhood first love, too. Kyle Starks and Steve Pugh, the team behind Peacemaker Tries Hard!, present the story of a man-child assassin with some very grown-up problems. As Eddie grows more attached to the people of Pluto, he’ll have to step in to solve those problems the only way a hitman knows how!

THE HARD-HITTING NEW SERIES FROM KYLE STARKS AND STEVE PUGH! Okay, so maybe hiding out in this podunk town with his sick father, estranged ex, and nauseatingly pleasant townsfolk was a bad idea. But Eddie has a plan to make things right. If he can just give back what he stole from the Raven, no harm no foul, right? His accomplices, the Murder Brothers, will help him out...right? Wrong, dog. Very wrong.

EDDIE STALLION IS NO CHICKEN! Eddie has a Big Cock problem: The chicken-headed Menagerie assassin has found his way to Pluto. Who could've given up Eddie's secret? Or is Big Cock here for another purpose? Whatever the answer is, it's obviously all Eddie's fault, and now the whole town is in danger. Oh, and it gets worse. Deep within the confines of the abandoned Wrongdog Park, Richard Smiley is working on a plan to take Eddie down and tighten his criminal grip on the town...

EDDIE'S FATHER STEPS INTO THE SPOTLIGHT! The Menagerie has met its match! No, not Eddie. Come on. It's Eddie's father, George! He's got the jump on the Menagerie's best tracker, Drahthaar, who has found his way to Pluto. It's a match of wits and weapons, but George has always said he won't protect Eddie, so what's his move here? And what made George into the hard-ass he is today? Well, you're getting a flashbaaack!

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT EDDIE'S LIFE COULDN'T GET WORSE... Richard Smiley has kidnapped Trent and taken him back to the abandoned Wrongdog theme park...but have the people of Pluto softened Eddie enough to care? It's a confrontation between two incredibly annoying guys, with a fallout that will leave Eddie at his lowest. Which is really saying something!

RICHARD SMILEY STRIKES BACK! Eddie is losing allies fast, and with the tiniest drop of goodwill from Leona all but dried up, he's got no one to turn to. Has Eddie had it with Pluto, or is a chance with Sophie enough to keep him around? While he hurts his brain thinking it over, Richard Smiley has a plan--and it involves two of the most unsavory types Eddie Stallion has ever come across in his life...