DIE DIE DIE (2018)

"We don't like to admit it, but this is an evil world where evil people do evil stuff all the time. Thankfully, there is a secret cabal with the United States government that works outside our normal system to influence world matters through targeted assassination. The world around us is manipulated right under our noses, mostly for the better sometimes for individual gain. So if you're hurting people, somehow making the world worse than it already is, or even just standing in the way of something good happening someone could right now be giving the order for you to DIE!DIE!DIE!"

"Last month Robert Kirkman suddenly released a BRAND NEW SERIES. Well, the SURPRISES continue in August, as our secret cabal within the US government sends their elite assassins on a new mission. Last issue we cut off some guy's nose. What happens in this one?"

"Nate Lipshitz was a decorated soldier specializing in explosives and munitions. Now, as an assassin for a secret cabal, he's always the first to throw himself into the fray for God and Country, showing that he's more than willing to DIE!DIE!DIE!"

"Connie Lipshitz fights tirelessly, through legislation, compromise, cooperation, blackmail and *murder...* to make the world a better place. What else would you expect from a US Senator?"

"An elite strike team goes into the woods only one walks out. What the @#$* happened?!"

"Wow! I can't believe that happens in this issue! Or that! Or that, that and that!!!"

"The most shocking, brutal fight in comics you'll read all year! And more cats than your other favorite cat comic."

"To find out anything about this game-changing issue, you'll have to READ!READ!READ! IT!IT!IT!"

"NEW STORY ARC! DIE! DIE! DIE! returns with a brand new story arc! Senator Connie Lipshitz has taken over the cabal and will be using her vast resources to finally make the world a better place...no matter how many people have to die! Meanwhile, Barnaby is on the run and his journey takes him to some very dark places. Thankfully...you can only get your nose cut off once!"

"Senator Lipshitz's mad plan to save the world continues, with dire results...for men. Barnaby continues his dark journey through Russia. Many, many people die at the hands of George, by Jennifer's sword. Is that sword magic? It's magic, isn't it? This book just keeps getting weirder."

"Bonnie thought she was free of her Russian overlords-turns out that may not be the case! Has she trained Nancy enough to save the day? Or will they both suffer a tragic fate!? Join us for a story that could only be called DIE!DIE!DIE! Plus: Paul and George fight it's brutal."

"When Jennifer came of age, she was given an ancient weapon of power-the Legacy Blade-and told her very life depended on keeping it safe. She temporarily failed-now will she pay the price? Join us for a tale that could only be called DIE!DIE!DIE! Plus: Barnaby's life just keeps getting worse."

"Barnaby is back on American soil! Connie is not happy about this, not one bit! So she-well, you can see the cover, right? Also in this issue: Bethany and Theodore finally come home-but are they alone?"

END OF STORY ARC President Obama has to fight for his life...and the fate of the planet Earth! We promise this ties in with the normal comic in some very cool ways. Trust us. That said, if you've never tried this series before, this would be a fun standalone issue to try out. It's nuts. I'm glad we had this talk. Let's do this more often.