DARK INTERLUDE (2020)

"After the stunning success of Fearscape, comes A Dark Interlude, the story of-No! The only offence to literature greater than the loathsome synopsis is the sequel. I will not stand idle while some poor excuse for an editor mangles and confuses my story, which is intact, perfect, and concluded, with this derivative drivel. Mark my words, this nonsense has nothing to do with my tale. I am not in it. I do not condone it. And you, dear reader, should not buy it. -HH "

"What happens in Issue #2? The plot continues. What else should I say? Why has my 'publisher' asked me to pen the marketing copy for my own brilliance when there are perfectly good copywriters who... [Message truncated at the request of Vault Comics]"

What sort of gibbering reprobate requires solicit information for the third chapter of a story? Why must I continue to write these? And don't you dare respond citing "contractual obligations". If we're going to go down that route, then may I remind you that if it wasn't for me, nobody would have heard of... [Message truncated once again, with apologies, at the request of Vault Comics].

Dear Vault Comics: I am writing on behalf of my client, Henry Henry, to conceal his contract with you dated 11/11/2020. It was not made clear to my client that he would have to write sales copy on an issue-by-issue basis. Because of this unaccepable clause, he will no longer be... [MESSAGE TRUNCATED UNTIL SUCH TIME AS LEGAL MATTERS ARE RESOLVED]

[No solicit copy approved due to pending legal matters with Henry Henry’s estate.]