CHOPPING BLOCK (2022)

The dilapidated mansion on the hill overlooking the happy little town of Harmony sparks the curiosity of the local goth kids, the suspicion of the town sheriff, and the hunger of entities dark and demonic. But the hockey mask-wearing loner who lives there just wants to be left alone to collect spleens, chainsaw sorority girls, and make Mother proud. Is that too much to ask? Chopping Block is an all-new scarily funny horror series about a neurotic serial killer that's a cross between Johnny The Homicidal Maniac and The Addams Family!

"Wherever you go, may you go with your heart," they say. But what if your heart has been exchanged for an eldritch horror, bane of the forsaken and herald of world-ending terror? After an unfortunate workplace incident, local psycho-killer Butch R. Mann finds himself harboring just such a dimensional hitchhiker, much to his mother's chagrin. Suffering abounds on our journey to find out what is to become of Butch, and what seems to have Mother's knickers all in a bunch this time. Parents... you'd think once they're dead, they'd be easier to please.

Butch R. Mann, lovable hockey mask-wearing slasher, has been dispatched by his Mother's sentient corpse to retrieve an artifact of evil power from the dastardly dungeon maze of the Whippet Bus Terminal. With the demon entity Hexagvultus and new friend Delora along for the ride, what dark chaos awaits? Seriously... have you ever spent an afternoon in a bus terminal? shudder In Shops: Jun 28, 2023 SRP: $5.99 View All Items In This Series ORDER SUBSCRIBE WISH LIST

Underground bus terminals? A family member revealed? Connections to lost items? After Butch, Delora, and Hex delve into Sub-Basement 13 of the Whippet Bus Terminal in search of a powerful artifact, Delora introduces Butch to someone near and dear to her, and Mother craves connection to that which she finds most precious: power. Hold on tight as our "heroes" are lashed, dashed, and smashed against the walls of their own sanity, and stretch your imagination to comprehend what Mother has in store for our friends... and for you.

Deep beneath the Whippet Bus Terminal, Butch, Delora, and the demon Hexagvultus found and secured Mother's dastardly Wheel of Woe. Little did they know her excitement at getting her trinket back would be so... animating. Restored to power, Peg A. Mann surges with eldritch energy and twists her beleaguered progeny and his unlikely companions into oblivion. Could her parenting skills get any worse?

Settle in for a whale of a tale as Butch, Delora, and Hex descend into the bowels of their friendly neighborhood Whalemart. Mother has sent her dear son and his companions out to fetch something from the megamart, and it isn't a case of air fresheners to mask her putrescent odiferousness. She requires something bigger... and pulsating. Raise the sails and man the harpoons, me choppers. Thar be rough seas of $avings ahead for our motley crew. Yar.