BIZARRO (2015)

"'Hate HARLEY QUINN? Then you will super hate BIZARRO! Bizarro star of worstest comic ever! Go ahead and miss it! If there's one thing this issue not have it these two things: Jimmy Olsen and Chupacabras!' Don't miss the start of this six-issue all-ages miniseries! "

"It am a good day to die! Bizarro and Jimmy am all that stand in the way of world destruction!"

"It's the Good, the Bad and the Stupid as Bizarro's road trip leads to Ol' Gold Gulch, an old West ghost town inhabited by hundreds of peaceful poltergeists. But when the long-dead outlaw El Papagayo and his band of ghostly banditos ride in to terrorize the town, it's up to Bizarro, Jimmy and bounty hunter Chastity Hex to challenge them to a showdown at high midnight!"

"Cigam! Look out Zatanna-you're about to meet your match in backwards magic spells when Bizarro and Jimmy break up your act in Branson, Missouri!"

"It's Bizarro's best day ever! Will Jimmy's secret tear apart the worstest friends ever?!"

"This am the beginning! The most nightmarish road trip in history comes to a screeching halt at the border, where Jimmy finally delivers Bizarro to Bizarro America (aka Canada). Plus, welcome back the Backwards Bruiser's new archenemy: Queen Tut!"