1985 BLACK HOLE REPO (2017)

"1985 reaches it's action-packed, heartfelt, emotional, and totally narratively-satisfying end! All questions will be answered! Will Max's trans status ever be acknowledged? Will Bear start wearing clothes? Will Roach ever shower? Will we mention the fact Dean has a PHD and was called Doktor in our pitch deck? Will the gang manage to stop an all out space-war between the US and USSR? Has anybody sued us yet? Is this solicit super-meta and hyperbolic? Buy the issue and find out!"

"It's the action-packed penultimate issue of 1984: BLACK HOLE REPO! In these pages valuable lessons can be learned find out what happens when you: fight the man pirate government video signals throw-up inside a space suit anger a Russian poo-flinging space monkey and/or lick an alien artifact. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to to strap yourself to a booster rocket and get your ass to the moon!"