ALTERNATIVE FACTS CARD GAME (C: 0-1-2)

"A wildly misleading game about misleading wildly! Welcome to the post-fact world of lucrative headline crafting! You and your team of genius entrepreneurs must work together to make the most click-baiting headlines possible. Is this a cooperative game? Heck no! You want to win the headline by contributing the best card to it, so crush those other fake competitors."