KIDS THESE DAYS (2024)

As seen in the hit FCBD 2025 special Mark Spears Monsters #0! What can go wrong when a sword-wielding alien sociopath takes control of his planet and has his sights set on Earth? Oh, you're not into that type of story? Well, why don't you go read a book about a fluffy teddy bear who lives in a world of sprinkles and candy, dweeb. Unless you're cool and love to break the rules, this book is not appropriate for kids under the age of 18!