Archie #661 Reg Cover

ARCHIE

"He knows if you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, but he doesn't know what it's like to be a teen, for goodness sake! When the jolly fat man in red starts feeling like he has lost touch with the modern teenager, he's not sure what he should do! Enter: everyone's favorite holiday pest, Jingles! The tiny elf with the big attitude suggests that Santa spend a week with the hippest teen of them all: Archie Andrews. But with St. Nick living with him and his family, how can a klutz like Archie keep the presence of both Santa and Rudolph a secret? And will he manage to stay off the naughty list? "