Cih Presents Hell Bot One Shot

HELL?BOT! Whatever it is that you click on the Internet, he automatically gives you more of it. HELL?BOT! It's like a weird fever dream or the most horrible Dystopia Science Fiction film you've ever watched, provoking rage within you, but it's actually just on the little television with a typewriter you're carrying around in your pocket! HELL? BOT! Is this sounding at all familiar yet? It is? Please don't take it personally! Too late? You already HAVE taken it personally?  HELL?BOT! What happens when Intelligence Becomes Completely Artificial? Too late? What, again? Why is everything Too Late, all of a sudden? HELL?BOT! If Hell?bot has the answer, he's keeping it to himself! Fortunately there are Thought Balloons. If this was a movie, you'd be going "But! But! He's just STANDING there!" Comic! Books! Rule! Totally!