Vampire on Aisle 6 (2026)

SERIES PREMIERE LUKA CLAIMS TO BE A VAMPIRE. HE’S TRAPPED IN A MASCOT-THEMED SUPERSTORE, THE SUN WON’T SET FOR ANOTHER TEN HOURS, AND HE’S JUST MADE HIS FIRST KILL. After being bitten by a mysterious man at the end of an unfortunate week, Luka begins experiencing vampiric symptoms including a newfound bloodlust, a shattered reflection, and an unwillingness to go outside. His life begins unravelling, but not to worry: It’s All Just Meat!

WITH NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE AND TWO BODIES IN THE STORE BATHROOM WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED, LUKA IS DESPERATE FOR A PLACE TO HIDE. While the sun outside remains the ultimate threat, Memee’s is getting busy with rabid fans. Luka needs to lay low but the ghosts of his past are making it difficult.