The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025)
Well, it took a while, but we’re finally at the pleasant-smelling final issue! Nebraska and Miquel have tracked down that stinky M’jor Disco, but thanks to the incredible writing, things take a wild turn that leaves everyone shocked. EVERYONE! Bikini boat fights! Mysterious cloaked figures! Helicopters! Corndogs! This baby has it all! Don’t miss the smut-laden conclusion of…The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre!
Just when you think things can’t get any worse…they do! Not only did that nefarious drug lord, M’jor Disco, unleash coked-up hippos on the masses, but now his assassin nurses and merciless mercenary Clause Dubois are roving the amusement park as well…AND the park is flooding as a giant marijuana-fueled hurricane dumps oodles and zoodles of water all over the place. How will our sexy, well-coifed heroes ever survive!? Maybe if you buy this issue, you’ll find out!
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FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE #1 (OF 4) CVR A JAMES EDWARD CLARK (MR)
Disco Hippo Wonderland is the number one amusement park in Flamingo City. But few realize its corpulent owner, Jans M...
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FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE #2 (OF 4) (MR)
The hippos are LOOSE! Yes, an entire amusement park filled with ravenous hippopotami chomping on families and destroy...
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FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE #3 (OF 4) (MR)
Just when you think things can’t get any worse…they do! Not only did that nefarious drug lord, M’jor Disco, unleash c...
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FLORIDA HIPPOPOTAMUS COCAINE MASSACRE #4 (OF 4) (MR)
Well, it took a while, but we’re finally at the pleasant-smelling final issue! Nebraska and Miquel have tracked down ...
Publication Timeline
February 18, 2026
Issue #1 in the The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025) run.
March 25, 2026
Issue #2 in the The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025) run.
April 22, 2026
Issue #3 in the The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025) run.
May 27, 2026
Issue #4 in the The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2025) run.