SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN (2019)

"It's all (obviously) led to this! Steve Austin: Barely alive! His body: Not-at-ALL functional! Secret Agent Niko Abe: Exhausted from trying to save the world while dragging a broken-down-cyborg all over the place! Can our jarringly-positive hero pick his nearly-worthless @$$ up in time to stop a secret assassination!?!?!?"

"'THE $68,004 MAN' Steve Austin's body is rapidly decreasing in value, due to samurai swords, KGB agents, and lightning. Still, he's determined to save the world except that he's been beaten up and thrown underwater and the scientists that rebuilt his body didn't think to make him buoyant By CHRISTOPHER HASTINGS (The Unbelievable Gwenpool! Secret Agent Deadpool! Adventure Time! I Am Groot!) and DAVID HAHN (Batman '66! Bombshells: United!)! "