Junk Punch (2026)

The Case of the Illegally Stolen Goals is heating up for Clara, and when things heat up, they expand! (It’s called “thermal expansion” and that’s SCIENCE!) In this case, Clara finds that the type of goals being stolen expands way beyond sports goals into Sexy Goals, goals in life, and more! But when she spills the secret, only one person can save Clara from the ensuing riot, and that person is Clara’s deadliest enemy… the menacing and evil SILVERHAND!! Elaine Silverhand, in this case. Oh no! Do they kiss??

In a near-future world, peculiar new compulsions have arisen to afflict individuals in bizarre ways, such as a need to paint all pigeons pink or the unfortunate craving to tell the truth on dating apps. One such individual is Clara Castanelle, aka Junk Punch, who "suffers" an addiction to punching people square in their junk! From Eisner-winning author Paul Tobin and Probably Even More Talented Artist Carlos Olivares comes the story of one woman's quest to solve a bizarre series of thefts, such as kisses stolen from willing and waiting lips! JUNK PUNCH! It's entertainment with IMPACT!