IMPERIAL (2014)

"THIS IS THE DAY THAT WILL CHANGE A LIFE FOREVER! Seriously, it will. But how...? Will Mark take the ring of Katie-the woman who has chosen him to be her life-long soul mate? Or will Mark take the crown of Imperial-the hero who has selected him as mankind's next great protector? Or is there some third option Mark could never see coming? (Probably that last one. That would be fun!)"

"Better than sex? That's the party line that super heroic Imperial is towing for his protege hero-in-training, Mark. But even if it is better, does that mean Mark is willing to give it up-along with a lot of other human trappings? And what is the unholy menace that men call 'Pancho Sarape?' Well, actually, he's just a bad wedding DJ, but some things aren't worth fighting over, right?"