Vark Thing One Shot

"'Cerebus on Strike' continues! The Legend of the Vark Thing starts here! Well, not actually here; this is the Diamond PREVIEWS solicitation! Learn how enviro-genius Alex Netherlands transforms himself into a walking compost heap to impress this really hot chick! Composting worms and how they 'dig' 1980s disco! Rotating your worms! The composting worms takeover! Hot chicks and how they 'are' about garbage! Bonus! Dante and Virgil get mistaken for Flash Gordon and Dr. Zarkov! Hilarity ensues (for the five or six people who have actually read the original Alex Raymond Flash Gordon Sunday pages)! "