Paranoia: Perfectly Safe Gear

TROUBLESHOOTERS! Your trusty laser pistol is not the only piece of equipment you’ll need to fight terrorists and survive. (Well, mostly survive.) That’s why you need this Perfectly Safe Gear! Just remember that you are responsible for the care of all assigned equipment. XP Point charges may apply for wear-and-tear, theft, loss, improper use, improper handling, improper storing or destruction. (Grenades are exempt from only two of those.) Grab your equipment and get shooting trouble already!