Amicable Spider Vark Annual One Shot

"Origin and first appearance of THE AMICABLE SPIDER-VARK! Count the Steve Ditko riffs! The Origin story is called 'Never Shtup in a Spider!' which is good advice for all of us! See SPIDER-VARK in action fighting back against THE IRON MANTICORE (featuring the first appearance of PRINCESS MANTICORE) and THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR! In the follow-up story, The Whore of Babylon falls for SPIDER-VARK big time which means Cerebus has to try to win her back by becoming The Alpha-Plus Male Feminist™ of the Western World™! He doesn't do HALF of the housework, he does ALL of the housework! Which leads to the Origin and First Appearance of SPIDER-WHORE as she fights back! WHY? Because that's what EVERYONE does in super-hero comic books! Fighting back! Doesn't matter 'against what?'! Fighting back is fighting back! Fighting is good! Fighting back is even better! (Note: The entire print run will be numbered and randomly distributed throughout Diamond's distribution!)"